A - available: might b, r u good looking? lol Sorry boys Married
B - birthday: 19th feb
C- crush: too many to list lol a what can i say too many men, soo little time lol i wish!!
D - dads name: Stephen then theres (daddy John) lol
E - easiest person 2 talk 2: myself haha
F - film u last watched: dirty dancin
G - greatest kiss: still to come lol
H - home: fairy land lol
I - insert ur favourite word here: ya know
J - joke: whats brown and sticky? brown cellotape?!
K - kids: 0
L - last time i cried: yesterday. highly emotional
M - moment of sheer embarrassment: fallin of ems back when hvin a higgy back
N - number of siblings: two
O - one wish: to have babies
P - places u'll find me: if im not at work (oh thats rite i just wrk part time lol)
Q - quote: 'lifes too short'
R - Reason to smile: because im happy wit great friends lol
S - something i always say: do ya no what i mean,
T - time to go home: usually before i make an ass of myself.
U - unknown fact about me: cant think of one I would tell hehe
V - Victorious in: absolutely everything
W - worst outfit now that i think of it, sum of the stuff my mum dressed me in as a child. burnt those photos lol!
X - xrated moment: now now that would b telling
Y - yummy foods: ice cream lol
Z - zodiac sign: aquarius
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Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sun on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there; I did not die.


Simple vs Real

A simple friend identifies herself when he calls. A real friend doesn't have to.

A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.

A real friend says, "What's new with you?"

A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.

A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend hates it when you call after she has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps herself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.

A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell??
It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!

You may be a nurse if.....
-You believe that every patient needs TLC...Temazepam, Lorazepam and Chlorpromazine.
-You would like to meet the inventor of the nurse buzzer system some night in a dark alley.
-You believe not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.
-Your sense of humor gets more warped each year.
-Your kids get their presents in TED stockings and NHS pillowcases.
-And their presents are wrapped with Transpore tape.
-You know the phone number of every late night food delivery place by heart.
-Almost everything can seem funny ... eventually.
-When asked by the doctor what color that patient's diarrhoea was, you show them your shoes.
-If they missed your shoes, you use the well-known "poo curry colour
scale" ranging from chicken korma to spinach vindaloo.
-You can identify different causes of diarrhoea by the smell of it.
-Every time you walk you make a jingling noise because of all the
keys, scissors and clamps in your pocket.
-You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.
-You use bladder lavage bags to drip water onto your plants when
you're on holiday.
-You refuse to watch Casualty because its too much like the real
thing and it triggers flashbacks or...your family refuse to let you watch Casualty because you spend the whole time correcting everyone and pointing out upside down X-rays.
-You avoid answering the phone on your day off to in case anyone from the hospital is trying to call and beg you to work.
-You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table throw up.
-You notice that you are using even more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing.
-You've seriously considered catheterising your children before a long car journey.
-Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of
them on you. Most of them have the names of laxatives on them.
-You don't get excited about blood; unless it's your own.
-You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult"
-You've basted your Christmas turkey with a 50ml syringe.
-You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to shout if they need help.
-Eating crisps out of a clean sick-bowl is perfectly normal.
-Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.
-When checking the level of a patient's orientation you aren't sure of the day yourself. Or if nightshift, the month.
-You find yourself checking out other customers' veins in supermarket queues.
-You can sleep soundly at the hospital cafeteria table on your dinner break and are not be embarrassed when you wake up.
-You avoid unhealthy looking people in the shopping centre for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
-You throw a farewell buffet for a co-worker and use a bed sheet for a tablecloth and bedpans to hold the nachos.
-You often stay awake for 24+ hrs at a time when you work nights and
realise you don't need alcohol or drugs to hallucinate just lack of sleep...
-You pull over in a layby after working nights because you are too tired.
-To drive home and wake up to someone knocking on your window thinking
-You've had a stroke because you're passed out in your car drooling.
-Your finger has gone into places you never thought possible.
-You've seen more penises than any prostitute.
-You've sworn to have "Do Not Resuscitate" tattooed on your chest.
-If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is,
it's just to help you understand our mindset and questionable mental
state!