Oooh I don't know if you still exist on this plain, but I hope so, cos IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!! Well, it is here at least. But it should be there soon too, and probably will be by the time you read this, so I guess the universe is working in our favour today. anyway, many greetings, my lovely. Send me some saucy stories from the Cooper domain. Lots of love!

hey thankjs for the compliment... I think!! Hows all in the states direction?

So I wear plain clothes now, do I???!!!! Lovely. Still, could´ve bin worse. You could have insinuated that I like dirty gay sex with sweaty latinos...... Oh wait.... you did. Hmmm. Oh, send me the pics of St.James´Gate.... Me wants.

I was going to post you a comment on myspace, but then I remembered I swore allegience to the Bebo corporation and am forever in their pocket for the evil powers they gave me on the eve of my coming of age. But more on that later. How are yu?(P.S. That is how yu shall be spelt henceforth. Cos I said. So get the word out there, chica. NOW!!!!)

Oh were I a cosmopolitan... a man can only dream, I guess. How's that bad ass of yours doin? I'm in Thailand... and it's fuckin hot shit.. in every sense. I feel like we never share our deepest emotions anymore, Jessica. I demand a detailed note outlining exactly how you feel right now on my desk first thing monday morning... or I may have to demote you to "window cleanliness engineer"

Well I can forgive of course.. I'm a Christian fellow as you well know. I'll be checking my water supply daily for that special bottle to come through my 'faucet' and brighten up my dreary, Cooper-less existence. Have you got a home phone no I can call on since my phone is officially a (Gay)homosexual? Oh, and give in to those cravings whenever they hit you... you know you want to.

Hey, yo, whassup etc. Jus to let you know that this Comment thing be going both ways... so get ur fine ass in gear an write me somethin funny, dammit, or I'll be forced to write a comment about dresses and how they hug you.... oh wait, I jus did. Oops!

I've just noticed that I'm your only friend on this thing. At first I thought that was a little sad, but then I realised that dedicating your life to an online service such as this is probably that little bit sadder. Furthermoe, it means that your account is my own little space to write whatever I please to you without fear of persecution and discrimination. Isn't that an empowering thought? I'm gonna start off by saying that everything is fucked up. And I do mean everything. Make of that what you will. i expect a full thesis on this matter next time I check my accound, with footnotes to reference all your sources etc... and no plagiarism. the winner of this competition(which is probably gonna be you, sice you'll probably be the only entrant) wind a lifetime of happy thoughts, sent directly to your brain, by yours truly. Only I have the power! Mwah hah hah hah ha!