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Mr Self Destruct

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8/18/09 | me too! | Reply

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About Me

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It wont give up, it wants me dead. God damn this noise inside my head!
Me, Myself, and I
I loiter by no loitering signs..... fuck yeah!!!

Something something something darkside something something complete

The Other Half Of Me
Danielle XD

Danielle XD

Danielle man EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love:
food,
people,
being a nerd,
games,
being loud,
laughing,
movies,
sleeping in the same bed as my friends,
runing about,
doing stupid things,
having pointless and senceless conversations,
rain,
hanging around with my friends,
singing loud & badly,
talking,
writing,
freedom,
doing things for the hell of it,
intimadating "little shits",
crazy clothes,
making things,
expressing myself,
making friends,
seeing my friends happy,
rock,
screaming,
not knowing wtf's going on,
mytholgy,
the words extreme & man
Stefan and his meatyniss!
My ds
having extreme times with my friends XD
Msn:
wittyalic@hotmail.com add me if you want
...............
couldn't think of anything to put here but I thought Id just say that David Bowie is the fricken awsomest person in the universe man.

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  • more products of alex being bored lol

    Can you answer 38 questions about the 1st person on your top friends list?

    Don’t change your top friend.....

    1) What’s their name?
    stefan XD

    2)Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend??
    yeah lol

    3)Do you get along with this person all the time?
    yip XP

    4) How old is the person?
    20 lol not a teenager anymore haha

    5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
    um do you count toast or puting ice cream in a bowl? lol he will have to in a few months

    6) Is this person older than you?
    yip by about 8 months i think

    7) Have you ever kissed this person?
    alot alot lol

    8) Are you related to this person?
    god i hope not

    9) Are you really close to him/her
    YEAH!

    10) Nickname?
    stop touching my nose lol other than that

    11) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
    ever day :D

    12) Do you think they will repost this?
    nope lol

    13) Could you live with this person?
    lol thats the plan

    14) Why is this person your number 1?
    cause hes the best (beats the rest cellular modular interactative odgerlar)

    15) How long have you known this person??
    since 5th form

    16) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
    yeah

    17) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
    pssssssssh lol all the time XD

    18) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
    MUCH MUCH MUCH

    19) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
    ummmmmm nothing that i can think of lol but im sure we have................ drinking before i was 18? lol ohhhhhhhhh and there was van ride years ago urgh :{

    20) Do you know everything about this person?
    i think its pretty impossiable to know everything about somebody

    21) Would you date this person’s siblings?
    OMFG no lol wtf

    22) Have you ever made something with this person?
    um food and sexy time lol ohh made decks?

    23) Is your #2 on drugs?
    lol she wishes

    24) Have you ever worn this person’s clothes?
    lol yeah i sleep in his teeshirts lol

    25) It was something about handshakes?
    you fucking what?

    26) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
    lol yeah it would be funny as jebus.... im sure stefan would enjoy himself in my body as well lol

    27) Have you ever heard this person sing?
    yip

    28) Do you and this person have a saying?
    lol yeah we have quite fully extreme man lol

    29) Do you know this persons myspace password?
    lol no

    30) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 months?
    nope :)

    31.) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
    lol no who does that?

    32) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
    XD yeah

    33) Do you and this person talk alot?
    yip

    34) Do you like this person?
    XD YEAH

    35) Has this person yelled at you?
    nah unless you count telling me to be quiet lol

    36) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
    lol yip and i pwn him lol........ nah not really

    37) Do you want to go out with this person??
    i am lol

    38) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
    damn straight!

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  • lol at boredom


    Who has your heart?
    My stefan XD

    Do you like the last person you kissed?
    well that kidda goes without saying doesnt it lol

    Who was the last person to call you?
    on the phone!?!?! i call everyone lol but i think it was james about a week ago lol

    What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
    smirnoff

    When was your last encounter with the police?
    when i went to get that one hundred dollors off them a couple of months ago

    Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
    stefan spoils me lol

    Did you sing at all today?
    yeah lol i was singing that "my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold, my angel is the centre fold, angel is the centrefold" song lol good old eighty songs about porn lol

    When's the last time you cried?
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm probably about a week ago. stupid family

    Last text from?
    stefan :D

    Are you scared of spiders?
    depends how big they are

    Who were you with last night?
    stefan :D

    What do you think of Fergie?
    is this fergie the dutchess of york or fergie the singer? either way i couldnt care less lol

    Do you believe in love?
    YEAH :P

    When was the last time you were so drunk you threw up?
    NEVER lol im a tank

    Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
    uhhhhhhhh yeah

    Do you miss anyone?
    yeah but thats just a part of life

    Do you curse a lot??
    FUCK YEAH I DO! but not at randoms (stefan you shit when your tired) lol

    Who was the last person in your bed?
    one of my cats lol and then it would be stefan

    Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
    at his gay night working that needs to fuck off and die lol

    What color is your hair?
    naturally? lol it WAS mousy brown once upon a time

    Have you ever drank with your number one?
    yeah

    Is there someone you wanna date right now?
    ive got my person lol

    Who knows a secret or two about you?
    uhhhh we dont have secrets lol but if there is something ive told someone that the others might not know it would be grace and/or danielle

    Are you too forgiving?
    yeah i'd quite say that lol

    Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
    pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
     ffffffffffffft who do you think i am OF COURSE i have fuck im alex i sleep in the same bed as all my friends lol

    Olive Garden is?
    the place the olives grow? olives are yucky!

    Are you closer to your mother or father?
    thats a hard one....... both in different ways?

    Do you have trust issues?
    yeah or at least i definatly used to

    What does your second sent text say?
    i can only see my last sent one and its "im making myself good and tired incase you come over lol"

    Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them and meant it?
    yeah psssh lol alex loves many a people

    Who do you like to spend your nights with?
    my fellow crew members lol

    If someone liked you right now would you want them to tell you?
    yeah id find it interesting lol

    Do you want someone you can't have?
    nooooooooo

    Are you a cuddler?
    lol YES stefan has to put up with it lol

    Have you ever been to Florida?
    no

    When did you last talk to your brother or sister?
    LOL i dont even remember and i live with the clown LOL

    Do you ever wanna know who you're going to marry?
    marrage isnt really a thing that concerns me lol

    Have you ever punched a guy?
    lol yes and only once (on purpose and serously i meen"

    Gotten in a car with people you just met?
    yeah

    Does anyone hate you for no reason?
    ummmmmmmmmmm probably lol

    Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
    well id want to but then id end up changeing the present and alex likes the present. i think that something were just ment to happen not that i like them lol

    Who is the first person you think of when someone asks you if you like someone?
    stefan! lol is this quiz for the single or something?

    Do you drool/snore/ect in your sleep?
    i have been known to drowl and snore BUT the most comman thing is talk lol

    What curse word do you use the most when y

    0 Comments 267 weeks

  • i cant believe im bothering with this

    A: You have trouble trusting people
    L: You always make other people smile when you smile
    E: A Hottie
    X: You never let people tell you what to do

    A: You have trouble trusting people
    B: You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people
    C: You're wild and crazy
    D: You are popular with all types of people
    E: A Hottie
    F: People totally adore you
    G: You are very friendly and understanding
    H: You have a very good personality and good looks
    I: You hate liars
    J: Everyone loves you
    K: You like to try new things
    L: You always make other people smile when you smile
    M: Success comes easily to you
    N: You're great in bed
    O: You love foreplay
    P: You are very friendly and understanding
    Q: You are a hypocrite
    R: You are beautiful, and sexy
    S: People think you are so sexy
    T: You are one of the best in bed
    U: You are really chill
    V: You are not judgemental
    W: You are very broad minded
    X: You never let people tell you what to do
    Y: you make every experience great
    Z: You're Super cool

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Song that always makes you sad: um exit music (for a film) i guess
Last thing you bought: a can of sprite
Last person you argued with: stefan lol stupid me forgeting my movie vouchers
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: sandwiches-no toast-yes
One of your nicknames as a kid: albe
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: no lol
Favorite day of the week: tuesday or friday
Favorite Sundae topping: caramel
Did you take Piano lessons: not proper ones
Most frequent song played: i think according to my ipod its time may crawl or sin
TV show you secretly enjoy: lol secrets not really. but i guess it would be desperate housewifes or grays antomy
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: hockey
Date someone older or younger: older
One place you could travel right now: greece
Do you use umbrellas: lol i just lose them
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: i think so... or at lest i did
Favorite Cheese: edam
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: both but not much lol
Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes
Best job you ever had: shelver at the library
Did you go to your high school prom: yeah
Perfect time to wake up: 8:00
Perfect time to go to bed: 12:00
Do you use your queen right away in chess: no
Ever been in a car accident: yeah but not a bad one
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: equal
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: mr stefan or poos
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: 80s
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: my blue converses fakes that i drew on
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: yip
Were you in track and field: no
Were you ever in a school talent show: urgh twice
Have you ever written in a library book: NO!
Allergic to: nature and clorine
Favorite fruit: ooooooooooo rasperries or pears
Have you watched sex and the city: yeah
Baseball hat or toque: ????
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: wtf who uses soap
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: wet
Pen or pencil: pencil
Have you ever gambled at a casino: no
Have you thrown up on a plane: no
Have you thrown up in a car: yes
Have you thrown up at work: no
Do you scream on roller coasters: yeah
Who was your first prom date: stefan
Who was your first roommate: stefan
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: burbon
What was your first job: shelver at the library
What was your first car: no car
When did you first go to a funeral: when i was 7ish
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: havent
Who was your first grade teacher: ?/?
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: never really did
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: sam not really
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: my house now
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: i talk to stefan or i guess it would be michael
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: lol none
What is the first thing you do in the morning: snooze my alarm
What was the first concert you attended: true bliss lmao
First tattoo or piercing: ears
Where did you go on your first airplane ride: auckland
First celebrity crush: um i think it may have been leonardo decapreo lol

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Damn...you really know how to work it and keep the heat up for a long time. You probably experiment and tease a lot. Your partner thinks you're a kinky bitch and loves doing it with you. You keep it coming and know how to make it fun. You really know how to pull an all-nighter and make it extra special. You get the caressing, teasing, and experimenting in all in night. It makes you even more irresistible and the sex even more intimate.

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