A guy walks into the bathroom and sees a very small man taking a leak. The little man looks at him and says "Hi! I'm a leprechaun! And because I like you, I'm going to grant you three wishes."

The man thinks for a moment and then says "I'd like a beautiful house."

"Granted. When you return home, you will have a gorgeous mansion."

"Great! Now I'd like a beautiful woman."

"Granted. When you return home, you will find a woman so amazing you will never look at another woman again."

"And I would love to have a huge penis."

"For that, you'll have to let me screw you in the ass."

The man hesitates, but since he wants a huge penis, he consents. As they're going at it, the man says "I can't believe I'm letting a leprechaun screw me in the ass!"

The little man says "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun."

1) When ur driving and looking for an address why do u turn down the volume on the radio?
2)How can you hear yourself think?
3)Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg?
4)Why does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean the same thing?
5)Why is it called a building if its aleady built?
6)Why is the word abbreviate so long?
7)If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they ever remember they forgot?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
9)Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? if so, hows it treated?
10)If you try fail and suceed what did u just do?
11)Do fish sleep?
12)Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions & you dunno if they are rhetorical or not?
13)Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
14)Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
15)Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
16)Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
17)If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
1 Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
19)Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
20)Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
21)If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
22)Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
23)Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?
24)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
25)Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
26)Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.
27)Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
2 What do you call male ballerinas?
29)Can blind people see their dreams?
30)Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above? lol we all did it too though

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a secret crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 60 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?