"They've had their condoms thrown too?"
"I now find pebbles interesting"
"Welcome Back To Pimp My Hippo"
"tiny angry people on horses"
"pregnant with pure evil"
"If we've learned anything its don't trust Ian"
"Bad bad Hitler, you've ruined Christmas you arsehole"
"Ben, lady hitler, liquorice, fatty"
"Don't get chlamydia!"
"An old gentleman making love"
"Prime minister Margaret Thatcher is too long so they would have to put PMT"
"Not only was there a man under his cabinet, the man was a midget"
"I was served by a girl in Boots called "Mmm, Danone"
"There was a guy wanking then suddenly a man came up and said "theres been a murrderr"
"I wrote a song about you" , "Really?! Thanks!" , "It's called Bitch In The Uniform" , "Oh..."
"What does that say?" , "Keep it real" , "Oh, I thought it said Karl and Ben"
"We didn't do it, I swear. I just put my hand on it"
"I had the best shower today. I made bubbles with the soap on my arms"
"You're so gay, and you don't even like boys"
"Girl, we all pregnant this week"
"Oh man, the year sevens and eights have another disco. You would have thought all that thrusting would do them a mischief"
"Now if there was a statue of Hitler beating an otter to death with a spade, I'd buy that"
(on a nail polish remover bottle) "keep away from polished or painted surfaces"
(also on a nail polish remover bottle) "avoid eye contact with liquid"
"Cruttaz is the new buttaz"
"Youth parliament is basically a parliament for youth"
"He fucked your grand daughter"
"Pooey, slimy, sticky"
"You have ten seconds to get down"
"Abso gorg."

I'm getting very tired of saying over and over to people, "oh never mind it's not important". Whether its about something I said but they didn't hear or if its something I wanted to do but they said no And I wish people would stop making me feel that whatever I say is gonna upset SOMEONE, whoever it may be. Also, it's strange how the people who I feel like I have the most common in, practically hate me and the people who annoy me SO MUCH I have to see everyday..no offence :]

Anyways..more soon.


I wish people, just in general, would stop feeling like their opinion is the best and most important and making other people feel like...well, crap. I feel really bad when people tell me about whats troubling them coz its mostly about someone degrading them and making them feel bad about themselves.

OMFG at the bare cheek of some people. I mean jesus christ its just ridiculous how you can be so blatantly rude to someone's face- someone you used to be good friends with. Its made worse by the fact that your NOT EVEN FRIENDS WITH THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKING INVOLVED. Get a life and stop ass licking.

I'm finding it quite hard to express how much this ONE person is REALLY starting to annoy me. Well, tbh she has been for like...7 or 8 months. Yeah. I mean its like my yellow jean friend said (wink wink) its not that I dont like who she is, its just simply her existence. She really is ALWAYS there. You can't go anywhere with out her coming along. You cant say anything ABOUT going anywhere without her asking about it. You can't say sorry, you can't come without her getting...well, pretty pissed off. A few may have guessed who it is and thats very naiz but I can't help who I like and who I dont. Soz babes.
(adding to the last one)
It's not her, you moron. It's you. Wasn't that clear? obviously not...

It's bloody annoying when you're writing something then you accidentally press CAPS and you cant highlight then un-CAPS it. It's so aggravating.

Hypocrites. OMFG I hate them. They should go die. I mean every so often (liek me) is fiine but when its like EVERY-SINGLE-FUCKING-DAY its veryveryveryvery annoying. Even when its just about little things its still like, "shut the fuck up please".
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And I know people who do it but dont really know the definition of hypocrite so I say thats hypocritical and they're all like NAO ITS NOT JEEZ NAO. Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaalm.
I barely ever mention it but its very annoying. If I have ever called you hypocritical and you've been like..."NO." please, please, look it up and realise that you are. Remember, I notice little things so I probably will notice this. I dont understand why no one ever says anything when their friends are hypocrites. I would yell at them. Firstly, its annoying as hell. Secondly, its rude to think that you can say something without it applying to you. Last, Its just not fair. Peace out, babes.

omg, I just had the option of choosing peace on Earth or being popular and I couldn't decide. Jeez, I thought I wasn't like that. humph.

Everytime you sign on I laugh at your ridculous display picture xD You look hilarious. Shame. No offence babes but change it.

I just realised that Shredded Wheat is wheat thats been shredded. Thats very clever advertising :]

I really like the name Jonas but HATE the nickname Joe.. and Russell I love but I don't like Russ. Hmmmm its a tricky one.

You try to use it but it just sounds wrong. You can't go around stealing OUR sayings. Haha loser.

Uhhmm, this is kind of embarassing seeing as I spent all of the Belgium trip saying how much I really don't like you but actually you're jokes and really nice. Hmmm. I'd like to see how a certain someone would react if ever I told them.

I had an epiphany earlier today, and here it is: why do people say "last night I had a dream..." because you spend like two or three hours asleep before mignight (which is night) but at least twice that the next morning. Interesting :]

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