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Rebecca Robertson
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Female, 27,
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- Last active: 3/29/08
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- Music
- anything that wrecks everyones head
- Films
- in to the west, the sex lives of the potatoe men
- Sports
- horse riding and every thing that includes RIDING generally
- Scared Of
- dirt.
- Happiest When
- wrecking everyones head. cleaning. watching the soaps and getting extremly drunk(after two drinks) and dancing like a lunatic
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stuff about me
whats your name?
2.are we close?
3.what do u think of me?
4.do u ave a crush on me?
5.wud u kiss me?
6.wud u f**k me?
7.describe me in 3 words?
8.if u had me 4 30 mins wat wud u do?
9.wat was ur 1st impression of me?
10.do u still think the same?
11.wat reminds u of me?
12.if u cud give me ne tin wat wud it b?
13.who do i love tat u no of?
14.wat do u like best about me?
15.ever wanted to tell me sumtin u couldn?
16.could u ever love me?
17.give me a nick name an explain y?
18.r u gona put this on ur blog an c wat i say about u?
19.anything to say b4 u go?
2 Comments 338 weeks
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funny shit
Some of these are just brilliant...
> > >>I'm as sick as a small hospital
> > >>I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
> > >>She had a face on her like a well slapped arse
> > >>Your' re as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
> > >>My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack
> > >>He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
> > >>He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
> > >>As funny as a burning orphanage
> > >>He's so camp, he shite tent pegs
> > >>I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
> > >>I feel like a boiled shite (hungover)
> > >>(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
> > >>She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
> > >>As busy as the dalkey dole office
> > >>Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
> > >>As tight as a nun's knickers
> > >>I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
> > >>I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
> > >>the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
> > >>Up and down like a hoor's knickers
> > >>No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
> > >>Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
> > >>What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
> > >>I left her with a face like a painters radio
> > >>A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
> > >>Jaysus, she could breastfeed a creche
> > >>As fit as a butcher's dog
> > >>She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
> > >>Not even the tide would take her out
> > >>Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
> > >>Daz wouldn't shift her
> > >>Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
> > >>A sniper wouldn't take her out
> > >>Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
> > >>If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
> > >>She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a
> > >>nettle (a particular Favourite of mine....)
> > >>She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
> > >>She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab
> > >>If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the
> > >>wall
> > >>Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out
> > >>of her
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11/27/08
Louise Magee
well babe took me a while 2 find ya ne crack wit ya???? long time no c will have 2 meet up soon
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Sarah Oleary10/31/07hey howz are you and richard? must call over sumtime to c da both of ye its been ages. give us a ring sumtime
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Nicola Joyce9/21/07hey hows ireland? miss us? hows work going? wats the new first yr like? well we are having a good time, work is tough but we are drinking plenty to compensate
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Em Smith5/14/07hello babes! how are you doing?? what are you up to for the summer? how have things been going? ive been finnsihed for nearly two weeks now! yippee! and i get my results this weeks so fingers crosssed that im not going to have to repeat anything! well i hope you are well my dear...keep in touch and i hope to see you some time in june as i will be home most of the time!
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5/14/07
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Sarah Oleary4/5/07hey hows everything up there with ye. dont no when im comin home have a lot of stuff to do here so ill let you no. im having a great time anyway ill see you soon
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Conor O'Grady4/4/07hey hey puddin hows things? all good over here, been doin bits of travellin, took up snowboardin for a while...unsuccessfully!
gotta study this month though ;( nah not comin for easter. any craic with ya? hows himself?
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4/3/07
Em Smith
hi bexter! how are you? guess what... i home!!yipee! are you about at all in the next two weeks?if you are let me know! heres some love!xx
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Adelle O' Brien3/9/07Alrite misses!!Wats the craic do u miss me??How is urself and dickie rock doin!!!?
Or shud i even ask!!!loved up im sure
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2/16/07
Em Smith
hello hunnie pie! just watched your widget!!i love it!
was just chatting to your mum and dad on the phone so wanted to say hi to you too! i have some free loving today so ill send you it too! i hope all is well... big hugs my dear...take care of your self! your twin sis..x.x
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2/13/07
Em Smith
Hey my darling! Those pics are great!!! thank you soo sooo much!! ill try post the ones i have here soon! hows all with you anyways|? i hope youre well? any big plans for v day??
take it east hun and ill chat to you soon!x em
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Conor O'Grady1/21/07hey hey puddin sticks howz things? room mate is lovely, pure sound, doesnt snore, great! how r u? and himself? hannah's arriving in trento in a few hours! i'm studying for exams at the mo. my god there's so much to do it's jus unbelievable. so it sucks, im barely gonna see han coz so busy. ah well sure! how's it hangin with u?
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Adelle O' Brien1/12/07REBECCA!!!!!!!!!!!Hello
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Nicola Joyce1/11/07hello dickie rocks offical biggest fan!! your on the way to his house now to rock his world.. o ya baby!! ok bye bye i love me
o and del too
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Adelle O' Brien11/11/06Let me be the first to give u a comment!!
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