salad dodger-an excellent phrase for an overweight person
swamp donkey-a deeply unattractive person
testiculating-waving ur arms around and talking bollocks!
blamestorming-sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed,and who was responsible
seagull manager-a manager who flies in, makes alot ov noise, craps on everything, and then leaves
assmosis-the process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking upto the boss rather than working hard
salmon day-the experience ov spending the whole entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die
cubefarm-office filled with cubicles
prairie dogging-when someone yells or drops something loudly in the cube farm, and peoples heads pop up over the walls to see wots going on. (this also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be a cake!)
sitcoms-single income, 2 children,oppressive mortgage. what yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay homewith the kids or start a home business
sinbad-single working girls,single income,no boyfriend and desperate
aeroplane blonde-one who has bleached/dyed blonde hair but still has the 'blackbox'
percussive maintenance-the fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again
going for a mcshit-entering a fast food resteraunt with no intention of buying food, your just going to the bog, if challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a mcshit with lies
aussie kiss-similar to a french kiss,but given down under
greyhound-a very short skirt, only inches from the hare
johnny no stars-a young man of substandard intelligence,the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaraunt. the 'no stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast food resteraunts often wear to show their level of training
millennium downs the content of a wonderbra,ie extremely immpressive viewed from the outside,but theres actually naught in there worth seeing
monkey bath-a bath so hot that when lowering yourself in,you goo! oo! oo! aa! aa! aa!
mystery bus-the bus that arrives at the pub on a friday night while your in the toilet after your 10th pint,and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in
mystery taxi-the taxi that arrives at ur place on a sat morning before you wake up,whisks away the stunner you slept with,and leaves a 10pinter in ur bed instead
beer coat-the invinsible coat but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3.00am
beer compass- the invinsible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise,even though your too drunk to remember where u live, how u got here,and where uve come from
breaking the seal-your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking,after breaking the seal of your bladder,repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the nigh
tart fuel-bottled premixed spirits,regularly consumed by young women
picasso bum-a woman whose knickers are too small for her,so she looks like she's............can anybody finish this one??