If Hip Hop was High School...

Lil Kim would be the school hoe.

J-Lo would be the school slut.

P Diddy would be the annoying dork who couldnt dance but thought he could and on Biggy's nuts.

Nas would be the dude normal popular kids cudnt figure out,but around his crew he was tha shit.

Jay-Z would be the ugly kid who could rap but hated Nas cuz he is better.

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.

Eminem would be the white kid who rolled with Dr. Dre who was always angry and had every single white kid on smash.

Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.

R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.

Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.

Paul Wall would be the man dat evry body looked for if they needed something, from grills to last nights home work.

Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

Ludacris would be the class clown.

Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.

50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that.

Lloyd Banks would be the guy who only wears basketball jerseys and says 50's got shot nine times more than 50 actually says it.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent.

Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up.

Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.

The Game would be that guy that hates on 50 and banks and is losing respect for it.

Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.

Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.