You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing machines work.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

You'd rather clean than study especially if an essay is due.

"Oh shit how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.

Parents' cooking becomes something you desire, not avoid.
You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap operas, especially Neighbours and Hollyoaks.

You know the pizza boy by name and don't even need to read the menu.

You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.

You live for getting mail.

Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.

Prank phone calls become funny again.

You start thinking and sounding like your friends and your accent becomes a hybrid of West Country, Surrey and general Northern.

Highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

Rearranging your room is your favourite pastime.

Rubbish cheap 1 shops are so cool.

The weekend lasts from Thursday to Monday.

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BEFORE I CAME TO UNIVERSITY, I WISH I HAD KNOWN...

That it didn't matter how my first lecture was, I'd still sleep through it.

That I could change so much and barely realize it.

That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

No matter how 'cool' you were in school, no one here cares.

That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up.

That every clock on campus shows a different time.

That if you got good a-levels, so what? It doesn't matter here.

That I would go to a party the night before an exam or essay due-date.

That friendship is more than getting drunk together but that's still funny......!

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TOP 10 REASONS THAT UNIVERSITY IS LIKE PRIMARY SCHOOL

10. you cry for your mother.

9. You cross the street without looking for cars.

8. Snack time is a necessity.

7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like (because everyone else looks as stupid as you do).

6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.

5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.

4. You wear big mittens.

3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.

2. You take naps.

1. You look forward to cheese toasties.

'Ooh, down you go there..' Ciarán Reynolds to Dani

'I wish I was made of garlic' Dani P.

'Neptune isnt a planet...is it' then later 'Planet with an E ??' Aisling the astronaut

'Dani isn't getting any' Ciarán [thanks..]

'Ewww wet face' Dani

'How are your kids?.. any of them have cool names?' Aisling

'You're eh both eh very.... passionate' Ciarán refering to Aisling & Dani

'Did anyone ever wonder what a ferret would look like on steroids?' Aisling the vetenarian

Did lebanon just blow up duren de summer ?? joans up 2 date with current affairs !

shut up right """ elaine

'She's a fun bitch' Ciarán refering to a certain someone