My Autobiography


Name: Emma/Em/Embo
Birthday: June 16th 1982
Height: 5"9 (I know, I'm a regular giant)
Eye colour: grey with orange flecks
Hair: Long and blonde (my crowning glory)
Done drugs: No, as it would interfere with my mental problems
Been on stage: I wish!
Had sex: Yes. With 3 and a half people.
Been dumped: Oh, please don't! The most traumatic experience of my life....
Gotton into an accident: I used to bulk buy pregnancy tests. Does that count?
Eaten an entire box of sweets: Many times. Hence, my fatness.
Dyed your hair: Yes! The best thing I ever did! Now men stare at me!
Choked in front of someone: Yes, with laughter
Went to school in your PJ's: No, but I did with a huge rip in the arse of my tights once, and my skirt was so short that everyone saw it and laughed.
Gotton detention: Yes, but only class ones. I was a nerd.
Liked someone so much who made you cry: Oh, you're bringing back the memories now...
What do you look for in a man: Mr. Darcyness
Do you have faith in the common man?: Depends on my mood. If I'm feeling depressed, then I think we're all doomed
Cold/Hot: COLD! Scotland rocks!
Give/recieve: Depends on how good the recieved item is
Maths/English: English! Are you mad?! Oh, bless Mr. Bennett...
Rock/Country: Country. Especially John Denver.
Love/Lust: Love
Eat/Sleep: Hmmm, tough one...
FRIENDS
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Who do you see the most? Sarah (housemate as well as friend)
Who do you wish to see more often? No comment
Who's the loudest? I'm frequently told it's me
Who's the shyest? Caroline, aka "The Innocent Lamb"
Who are you jealous of?: Tommy, for having a job he loves, and Sarah for her car and her Grandad who leaves her trust funds.
Who's got the best room?: Sarah (comforting musty smell present at all times)
Who's the hornyest?: Sam (as I know to my cost)
Who do you trust the most? Tommy
Who knows you the best? Tommy and Sarah
Who's your best friend? Tommy....no, Sarah...no, Tommy...oh I can't choose!
Who do you have serious talks with? Tommy, Sarah, Caroline, Mark, John, Gerorge, Sam, Amy....
Who gets along with your parents? My parents love all my friends. Sometimes I think more than me.
Who hugs you the most? Tommy when we have our dark sessions.
Who fights with you the most? Tommy (ususally when Sar is around, think she's trying to split us up)
Who is your best friend of the opp. sex? TOMMY!
Who is most likely to become a model? George, although probably not as he is hard-core Christian
Who has known you the longest? Mark (although he may not be my friend any more as I owe him money)
LOVE LIFE
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Single or taken: Taken, for now....
If you were to go out with anyone who would it be? Clive Owen nicely blended with Mr. Darcy
Ever had a one night stand? I am too emotionally fragile for one night stands
Longest relationship: Current one. 2 years and counting...
Last person you kissed: My lovely boyfriend, who is THE BEST KISSER IN THE WORLD!
EXTRA EXTRA
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BAD HABITS: How long have you got?! Being too loud, sayin whatever comes into my head, worrying too much....
Makes you mad: Slow drivers. Don't they know it's more dangerous to drive too slowly!!
Scariest moment: Realising I may never get married (but thats ok as me and Sarah are going to live together and have cats)
Where were you? On the moor