1) When there's only one other person in the lift,
tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't
you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people,
but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and
ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend.
After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi
Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help
pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
lift.
Move your desk in to the lift and whenever
someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd
like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets
on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others,
"It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering "Shut up,all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while
peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back
away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to
the other passengers.
23) Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while,
and then announce,"I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space".

My Mummy =
My Daddy =
My husband =
My wifeh =
My 'lil sis =
My big bruva = x Joshie x
My bruva's girlfreind = x Bekah x
My twin = x Evie x
My cusin = x Ben x
My bezzies =
My gay friend =
My enemie =
My chav =
My grunger =
My emo =
My shopping freak = x Nikki x
My no-it-all =
My model =
My famous gal = x Sofie x
My famous guy =
My playboy =
My bitch = x Devon x
My fuck buddie =
My awesomely sxc faiiry = x Claire x
My funkalilly boobaldoppel spazamataz bisexual banana = x Loza x

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