Your well gay, you fuckin bobby toucher. You still owe me a pap!!! VV VV

You suck mate! Just ask if u want a lesson. I wont charge u much. Only jokin sexy. Drop ure pants and slap ure cock!

ur songs rock my vag!

Hmm. Did Simon get home ok.?? Haha. Tree Pisser.! xX

Alright baby Forbes, these bonny tunes remind me of bonny Elgin, you bastard. Been arrested lately?? dave

mon the 23rd buddy kickin tunes man

hey man bebo now is it add farewell singapore please

alright mate, i'm looking to get some of my acoustic solo tunes out there aswell. you fancy setting up some kind of acoustic gig in fine old elgin? also, i mentioned to grant about shadow playing the dec 29th gig, he'll tell you more.

simon is a mad tit cruncher. his music is prety gay aswell ha ha ha lots of love, ure one and only

wow songs are totally ace!

simon woods aka Cactus Jack, aka Prickly baws, aka my little jew love child

hey, i relly love these songs. Lyrics are great. Perticularly like "Overcoated". x

Simon has always been a legend, but he only developed into a proper legend after i took him under my wing and taught him everything i know. He is my adopted wee bro and if anybody messes wit him they will die..... slowly and painfully. Wheres the band now eh? Simon was and is the band!!!!!!!

Got the band skin ready. Add me as a moderator agins asap

i have made love to the simonator before. He was ace! his music is good!

Nice tunes, good work man!