Hello all! It's been awhile I know I know!..
Well I've been a bad beboer for the past few times but I will try to be better
I have shot an E-lebrity promo trailer with Taryn Southern and Stevie Ryan it was SOSOSooO much fun and I can't wait to see it!
Also I have been nominated for 'Best Actress' at the TV guide awards for my role as 'Bree' in 'Lonelygirl15' also the show has been nominated aswell!! yay! so go cast your votes here!

http://www.tvguide.com/Special/Onlin...

AS for my own internet project we have had alot of interest and are just working out the best way to go with it.
Hope you are all well!
as always thanks so much for your continued support!
xoxox
Jess

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door -
nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain
your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.

Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of
my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not
a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object.
Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than
you can run.

I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the
couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a
ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep
perpendicular to each other stretched out to the
fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking
tails straight out and having tongues hanging out
the other end to maximize space is nothing but
sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from
the bathroom.
If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to
get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw,
whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must
exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have
been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline
attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I
cannot stress this enough!

following message on our
front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain
About Our Pets

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes,
stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most
people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an
adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't
speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids
because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.