1. A nice bit of ham.
2. Buttered biscuits.
3. Diggin Houles.
4. Saying its too cold to snow
5. Tayto Cheese & Onion
6. Pretending they're loaded.
7. A stretch in the evenings
8. Lucozade
9. Accordians
10. Pretending to like Holy Week
11. A dinner dance
12. Gettin clattered in muck
13. Shania Twain
14. Hefers
15. Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
16. Steel toe caps
17. A big bowl of carrots & parsnips
18. Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at the 12th
19. Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something
20. The smell of fresh dung
21. Slice-Your-Own Loaf
22. Work Clothes
23. A bottle of mineral
24. Fightin'
25. Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
26. 'The' Fitball
27. Being overweight
28. Wimen wha resemble hefers
29. Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae
30. Drink driving
31. Red diesel
32. The Fear of Change
33. A nice bit of Barnbrac
34. Lying
35. Building walls
36. Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
37. Pretending to like church
38. Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake
40. A good blackthorn walkin stick
39.Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens
40.Mohammed Ali
41.Machinery
42.Strange uppy-downy walks
43.A good f**kin read of Irelands Own
44.Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead
45.Scandal, as long as its about other people
46.Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for wimen
47.Soda farls
48.Sponge 'n Custirt
49.Newmerica', and anything to do with it
50.Givin the dog the wildest baytins
51.Givin the wife the wildest baytins
52.Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle
53.Wrecking the house whilst steaming
54.Club Orange
55.Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
56.The Foot & Mouth
57.Aetin' a big feed of spuds
58.Brown Lemonade
59.Good short hair for boys and nice long hair for the wimen (it
confuses them otherwise)
60. Flegs
61. Starting conversations with 'guess who's dead?'
62. Listening to the death notices on the radio
63. Durty fingernails
64. An extended family tree (e.g She was Pascal's wife's cousin's mother)
65. Saying 'That's Parful' on a regular basis
66. A nice glass of milk with your dinner (it's parful good for ye)
67. Saying 'tarra' instead of terrible
68. Saying the words 'thon' and 'bai'. 'See thon bai over thur'
69. Calling any wheeled transportation device a 'yoke'.
70. Pronouncing 'peugeot' as 'pew-jo' (and filling it with red diesel)


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