The more [X]'s the dumber you are.
18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 2

[] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 4

[x]You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 6

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class.
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 9

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[X] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 13

[] You have eaten a bug
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. (JO JUST REALISED THAT THE REASON Y HER XES WERENT IN CAPITALS WAS CAUSE SHE PRESSED SHIFT INSTAD OF CAPS LOCK T.T NO WONDER)
So far: 16

[] you repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 19

[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
So far: 20 - bahaha im less dumb than will MUAHAHAA :| lcuky ppl still dont know my dumb secrets xD

this...
this is not love.
love does not foretell
broken promises.
love does not predict
futures alone.
this is not love.
As much as i imagined it to be
As much as i wanted to trust once more
As much as i wanted you to love me
I'm no closer to love now than before.
And now i am asking you
Whether this love is really true
But all you can answer me is
Yes, i really do love you.
And now i am asking you this
Will you forevermore?
But all you can answer me is
A part of me of course.
And you wonder what i'm asking for.
You wonder what i want
You give me what you think i desire
But you've no idea what i want.
I want your forever
I don't want your now
I want you to know your heart
I wish you did know how
i want a promise
that's more than just spoken
I want your promise
that can't ever be broken
I want to trust
that tears won't fall for you
I want to believe
that my hands will be joined by two
I want to believe
so much that this is love
But i can't beleive
that i'd ever be good enough
I want to believe that
my heart will never ache
i want to believe that..
my belief won't be a mistake....

Most of all i want to believe that
my heart isn't rotting away
I want to believe that
i'm not feeling any pain.
i want to believe that
i don't care too much
i want to beieve that
i don't think of your touch.

This is not love
love does not feel
broken promises
love does not expect
futures alone.
And love... love does not prepare without you,
Memories to remember when i'm unknown.

You wonder why you hunger; you wonder why you feed.
I know why you hunger; you don't seek what you need.
You hunt down your prey and it pleasures your palate
As your stomach rumbles you'd have forgetten all about it.
And you wonder why you hunger, you wonder why you want more
I know why you hunger; because it's not what you're looking for
Your lips may brush past sweetness and your tongue savoury galore
but your raw meat you gnaw at wont serve you now as it didnt before.
And you will always hunger; you will always need
When you've finished me off, you even might succeed
You might find something better, i'm quite sure you will
I Wonder how many more you will have to kill, until?