1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be?
Why am i in bed at 2a.m???

2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do
your job naked, would you do it?
Id be creeped out considering shes my aunt

3. Describe yourself in a nutshell:
Pistachio

4. Ever seen a ghost?
Nope

5. Happy with your body?
Yes but Id rather be playin with someone elses

6. A reason you would move to Iceland.
Search for Yeti's, i think they holiday there

7. A place you've lived that you miss:
Lived in Galway but don't really miss it

8. A job you would never do, no matter how much you were paid:
Scrubbing between the fat flaps of hugely overweight people

9. A band/group you thought was cool when you were 13:
Bloodhound gang

10. You have a nightmare, who's the first person you think to call?
Dunno, other people involved in the nightmare??

11. Wanna have kids before you're 30?
Very Doubtful

13. Ever had a crush on one of your friend's parents?
Parents...no, Family member....yes

15. Do you look more like your mom, or your dad?
Mother side of the family i think

16. Something you've always wanted to learn how to do:
Play guitar, never got round to it

17. How do you let go of things?
by opening my hand.....

19. Something you learned this year?
Being a solicitor involves looooaaaaddddsssss of paperwork

20. What do you want for your birthday?
Not a clue, plane tickets

22. Last person you talked with on the phone?
A Client

23. DO YOU OWN ANYTHING WITH A SKULL ON IT?
My Car Keys

24. HAVE YOU TRAVELED TO EUROPE?
Everywhere from France across to Greece and from Italy up to Norway

25. NAME 4 PEOPLE YOU TRUST:
Sue, Conn, Will, Karen

26. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Idle Hands DVD

27. FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM?
Dunno, prefer to mix them up

29. LAST BOARD GAME YOU PLAYED?
Frustration

30. LEATHER OR LACE?
Leather chafes

31. EVER HAD A BLACK EYE?
Nope amazingly considering my attituden in work

32. WHERE DO YOU RENT YOUR MOVIES?
xtravision

33. HAVE YOU EVER WORN FISH NET STOCKINGS?
No, I doubt there in my size

34. Best Event Today?
Not accidentally sending a cheque for €10000 instead of €100.00

SEVEN have you's:

7. have you ever been cheated on?: Dont think so

6. have you ever bought a toothbrush?: More than one

5. have you ever kissed someone & regret it?: YES

4. have you ever fallen in love?: Yep

3. have you ever lost someone: Yes

2. have you ever been depressed: Not Really

1. have you ever been drunk and thrown up: Only Twice on the throwin up part

list THREE favorite colors.
1. Orange
2. Blue
3. Black

list TWO things you want to do before you die
1. Be Successful
2. Travel more

in the past year I have:

Been to school: yup
Made a new friend: one or two
Fallen out of love: nope
Done something you swore never to do: yup
Laughed until you cried: not at all
Went behind your parents back: Im 22 and no
Met someone who changed your life: No

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
1. Bush? I like Bush......Oh wait you mean President Bush, (twat)
2. Lowering the drinking age? And what have 10 yr olds drinking

I love when people use the Bible against the anti-gay Christians!

On her radio show recently, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant� Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. …. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Law and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a�pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

5. �I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. The passage clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally Obligated to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?�

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?�

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?�

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy Considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee