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Steevie

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Me, Myself, and I
When everything falls down, you find a way through...........

We fall, we break
And take and watch us fall away

All the things we laugh about
They'll bring us through it every time

Meow

Scribble please =] =]

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The Other Half Of Me
Abi Caffel

Abi Caffel

She finds my neon nails erotic.....xxxx

☆☆Brownie ---> my Runner Bean☆☆
we both adore chocolate in whatever form it"s offered lol and in our spare time we like to dress up as chavs and emos and watch Matt Damon films =) =) X Factor is also a TV must but seeing as it"s not on atm Shipwrecked rocks our world!! Crutch thieving WILL become an olympic sport, i'm sure of it!! So anyway, there"s not really much I can say about Brown Stuff cos it would all sound so cliched and dumb but she"s just simply a fabby mate and i dunno what i"d do without her - love you wifey of mine =D =D hee hee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
☆☆Benni ---> my Thespy Bean☆☆
Benni boy frequents the gay gum tree lol he's alway there for me no matter what with his poodles of love lol we enjoy watching Disney films and Fear Factor and I am best friends with his answering machine =) =) we enjoy such words as 'spleniferous' and 'fantabulously'. Whenever i'm down he tells me to take a look at my enormous penis ---> now that's a friend!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
☆☆Lily & Holzy ----> my Alco Bean and Scene Bean☆☆
These two are usually found stealing chocolate or travelling on buses frequently. Lils is gorgeous and we have the best bus trips EVER even if they are a rip off -£1-20 to Bear Flat and £1-40 to Foxhill/St. Martins (lol Lils) BLOODY DAYLIGHT ROBBERY!! The Sims kick ass and the Peters Fight 2007 was legendary.......all hail Queen Lily lol!!
Holz has an obsession with Pot Noodles and discusses her vagina with Beth, which makes for some interesting conversations.........Holly and I share a mystical bond which can never be broken: the one that exists between a Chandler and their Joey love you babes!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
☆☆The Ages ---> my Faggy Bean and Emo Bean☆☆
AKA Bethage and Beckage (they"re siamese twins now - the fags fused them together). Can often be found discussing the previous weekend"s revelries and planning the next weekend in the common room of a lunch time. Beth discovered her love of her chair and Bex of a tyre in a joint photo shoot not so long ago.......they"re just too sexy for words, becky is my fellow POMO (posh emo for those of you who aren"t as up-to-date lol). Bex is now officially known as SEXY LEGS!! Betty is witty, oh so witty.......had to be said bitch, had to be said. We also adore Bill Bailey and Eddie Izzard.......but not in that way!! Justice League kicks fucking ass........we bum lampman and the dumbass gorillas lol SUPERNANNY ROX and i couldn't ask for a better sister =] =] i <3 them both xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
☆☆The Others☆☆
My lovers, Jenny and Emily who are in all my classes (except language and maths cos they're both cleverer than me and do spanish lol). They are the literal sex on legs and help me to get decent grades (i hope in my exams)'LATIN MORIENDUM EST!!' And of course there's Saffy who makes up Latin raps and dances like a......dancing person lol she's gonna go so far!!
What hasn't already been said about my Penis Bus Crewage?? Abi, Melon, Fatty and Wilson, you guys make my wednesdays ---> we have such shaggable legs and run across the road without shoes on cos we're hard core!!
Who else?? Well, there's my Ginger Bitch, AKA Emily Ginge-Lenin-Powers who likes raping dead historical figures and Ecuador Dark Magnums ;) ;) , Vivibum who once proclaimed 'The bed was under the mattress!!' and enjoys singing to the Pussycat Dolls, then there's Kay who supports Arsenal and enjoys being drunk and disorderly in public places!! Love u all xxxxxx
☆☆Further Others☆☆
Saskinar who i've known since nursery, well, we have the annual Eurovision sleepover and run around Bath trying on different hats ha ha. We also love Percy Pigs and chick flicks =) =) Mrs. Side let us talk all the way thru our year 8 maths detention lol Sebby, what is there to say?? My bruv and general Blackadder buddy who watches the rugby with me and enjoys a chinese takeaway on the street like a hobo!! Doug, my yeti and long-legged hamster hybrid who buys the wrong quiche and has shakin' stevens as his muzak when you ring him (oh the shame......)
Jenny and Ollie are just fabby!! Me and Jender go back a long way (remember HOPS and Lurgi courses??? those were the days.....) and Ollie is so gay he's straight!! I <3 them both dearly
=O =O i just realised i haven't mentioned Charlotte!! i love this girl who gets drunk in town then comes up to lily's and helps me make cocktails......she memorably ran down the street with no shoes on at 11pm juicing a tomato lol
☆☆Words of Wisdom☆☆
Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

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  • Best summer hols pic so far??

    1. The edited gin day in Vicky Park
    2. The last girlies pic taken =[ =[
    3. MONKEYS!! at Beth's
    4. Rowing Lily
    5. Posing at Holly's Leaving Party

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  • Best last days pic??

    1. Four sexy gals and Neville
    2. Polly's face at the Sports Dinner
    3. pump it.....LOUDER!! in the Common Room
    4. Mr. Melton the ice cream man
    5. Katherine decorated with ties on her quest

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  • Funniest picture??

    1. Becky's special 'I'm too emo for my face'
    2. Betty's fabulous anal orgasm
    3. The start of Grant and Becky's sex show
    4. Mr. Pine cradelling the red cake
    5. The height difference between me and Beckage

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  • for those who don't have myspazz, or fail to use it, TheWeekend!!

    Haaaaaaaaaaa

    Best weekend of like everrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Fucking HILARIOUS

    ---> spending the whole time with Matty =] =], enjoyed every moment (lying on the bench in the circus, chucking popcorn at a lit fag, talking about spinach.....HA!!)
    ---> Amber, Rowan and Mim imitating Dan's super cool run.......they're HAWT.
    ---> Hero on the bus to the uni with Mim, Amber, Rowan and Dan (after waiting for about 5 years for a fucking bus to even get there) even if Dan was a bit behind everyone else, gave a nice echo effect
    ---> the walk back into town down Bathwick Hill with Rowan (who me and Mim have decided was wearing what looked like long john's even if they were shorts.....) and Dan's jeans getting indecently low lol then everyone collapsing at the bottom of the hill in a huge heaaaaaaaaaaaaap of people
    ---> Mim and Amber providing the best rendition of Move Your Feet I've ever heard and then just generally their drunken, twattish singing [[LOVE YOU TWO]]
    ---> Chris in Abbey Courtyard ('I hate to ruin a dream........but don't ever become a clock')
    ---> going shopping with my Tin Foil Baby FUCK YES!! good times, good times =] =] ('STICK YOUR CHICKEN IN MY TIN FOIL BIZOTCH')
    ---> taking a trip up to Bear Flat and then fucking about in the park (lily loves the sex swing ;] ;])
    ---> back of podium with Betty and Mim ('YOU CAN'T GO HIKING IN THE ATLANTIC UNLESS YOU'RE JESUS!!')

    FUCKING LOVE YOU LOT =] =]

    Don't ever leave me!! Please??

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  • BOREDOM!!

    *****99 facts bout me!******

    ***+ Basic Facts****

    1. Name: Stephanie Ellen Woodhouse
    2. Nicknames: Steph, Steeve, Steevie, Stevie Wonder, Squishy, Woodlouse, Woody, Slephy, Rat, Trouble.........loads!! lol
    3. Birthday: 19th September
    4. Place of Birth: RUH, Bath
    5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
    6. Male or Female: Female.....at least that's what i tell you lol
    7. Occupation: Student, babysitter, dogsitter, trainee pharmaceutical assistant ---> take your pick!!
    8. Residence: Bath baby
    9. Screen Name: -xDistant-Laughterx-
    10. age: 16 (until tomorrow!! =] =])
    *****+ My Appearance****

    11. highlights: nope.....all natural
    12. Hair Color: blonde atm but mouse brown in winter ((EWW!!))
    13. Hair Length: shoulder
    14. Eye color: blue
    15. Best Feature: umm.......most obvious is easy, but best??.....
    16. Height: 5ft small
    17. Braces?: had them for a year, now have a permanent retainer
    18. Glasses?: yeah, but contacts in the day
    19. Piercing: none
    20. Tattoos: only the ones i draw on when i get bored......
    21. Right or Left: righty all the way!!


    *****+ My 'Firsts'*****

    22. First best friend: Claire
    23. First Award: umm......year 2 potato and spoon race!! YEAH!!
    24. First Sport You Joined: dance.....ballet and tap at the age of 3 lol
    26. First Real Vacation: Tenby 1991
    27. First Concert: haaaaaaa umm..........i actually don't remember!! now that's sad.........i think it was something like a stones concert just after i was born.......
    28. First True Love: there's only one true love in your life. you'll know when you find it.

    ******+ Favorites******

    29. Movie: Back to the Future, Eurotrip, Romeo & Juliet (later version), Hostel cos it makes me laugh.......
    30. TV Show: HOUSE!! no contest
    31. fave food: Schnickers
    32. fave drink: WKD Blue or pineapple juice baby
    33. fave place: anywhere matt is =] =]
    34. fave people: all my mates and my family
    35. fave shop: hmm.......The Basking Cod in Lymington
    36. Candy: SCHNICKERS!!
    37. Sports to Play: footy of a thursday
    38. Restaurant: Ocean Pearl (or a takeaway from The Golden Bowl in Weston Village =] =])
    39. fave colour: blue probs
    40. song: SO MANY!!
    41. School: Royal High School, Bath
    42. fave band: again, so many!!
    43. Book: Back Home by Michelle Magorian
    44. jewelry: my heart necklace
    45. Shoes: my beaten up, ripped, falling apart converse

    *******+ Currently******

    46. Feeling: happy and loooooooooved (warm&&fuzzy!!)
    47. Single or Taken: taken
    48. With: Matty =] =]
    49. Eating: dinner
    50. Drinking: NECTAR!! (lol Beth)
    51. Typing: words
    52. Online: err.....CHA!!
    53. Listening To: rugby on the telly
    54. Thinking About: Matt......what else??
    55. Wanting more: oh god i think everyone can guess what goes here
    56. Watching: rugby
    57. Wearing: clothes.....same ones i've been wearing since 8 this morning


    *******+ Future*******

    58. Want Kids? yeah
    59. Want to be Married: yeah maybe....see how life goes eh??
    60. Careers in Mind: god knows
    61. Where do you want to live? in my lovely Bath
    62. pets i want: HUSKIES!! lol

    *******+ Which is Better With The Opposite Sex?*******

    63. Hair color: don't care
    64. Hair length: longish but not so it's longer than mine!! NO NUMBER 4 HAIRCUTS!! lol
    65. Eye color: again, don't care
    66. Size: well, in shoes......i don't care lol
    67. Cute or sexy: both
    68. Lips or Eyes: both
    69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
    70. Short or Tall: Taller that me (which isn't hard LOL)
    71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
    73. chav or emo: out of the two?? emo lol
    74. Sensitive or Loud: both
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
    76. slob or outgoing: outgoing
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: don't care


    ******+ Have I ever?******

    78. Kissed a Stranger: not a stranger, no
    79. Had Alcohol: CHA!!
    80. Smoked: nope......tho me and beth had a close call on her swing seat once LOL
    81. Ran Away From Home: nope
    82. Broken a bone: nope (touch wood)
    83. Got an X-ra

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  • Bored..........

    My top 16 people
    OK Read this one first, then write the names of YOUR top 16 and answer the questions on them and repost it. sound simple enough???

    1. Brownie
    2. Ben
    3. Lily
    4. Beth
    5. Holly
    6. Becky
    7. Ginge
    8. Tom
    9. Dan
    10. Seb
    11. Walker
    12. Chris
    13. Jenny
    14. Jo
    15. Ollie
    16. Mim


    Q: Have you ever kissed 1?:
    A: indeed

    Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
    A: her uncanny ability to freak out at some silly things

    Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
    A: probably just talking to him ---> he's a great listener

    Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
    A: tomorrow after work

    Q: Is number 8 pretty?
    A: i wouldn't use the word pretty.......he's not fully gay YET

    Q: What was your first impression of number 7?
    A: she was absolutely bonkers yet loveable

    Q. What do you like most about number 14?
    A: the funny stuff she says "Is that a tree......Oh yeah, that's a tree!!" god love it

    Q: How did you meet 3?:
    A: In year 7 when we were mushed together under Dr.K in 7A

    Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
    A: possibly, if pushed far enough

    Q: Is 11 your best friend?:
    A: not my best friend, but he's always there for me =] =]

    Q. How long have you known number 13?
    A: since the tender age of 4 at Bath High.......we were just too sexy for words

    Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
    A: no, but close lol

    Q: Do you think 1 has a crush on you?
    A: hmm........well with us being married, i'm not positive, but i think she might

    Q: What is the last thing you did with 6?
    A: alone?? answered the door to her in an ann summer's dressing gown :L :L that's 100% true!!

    Q. If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
    A: a sick bag......ha ha!!

    Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?.
    A: dunno......doubt it but, you never know eh??

    Q. If number 5 was a crayon, what colour would s/he be?
    A: shimmery grey. cos she's like a cloud with a silver linging =] =]

    Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
    A: yes indeedy, last time being wednesday night which was AWESOME!!

    Q: When's the next time you'll see 10?:
    A: tomorrow for his bday

    Q: Are you real close to 1?:
    A: yarp

    Q: Have you ever kissed 2?
    A: yeah

    Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
    A: ..................i don't actually think i have!! WHAT A REVELATION!!

    Q. Whats number 13's house like?
    A: lush tho i haven't been inside in ages. i remember going round her garden on a pogo stick when she first moved in.......ah, they were the days

    Q: Have you ever been angry with 12:
    A: nah, never ragingly mad. we just didn't talk for a while.

    Q: Would you ever make a move on no.10?
    A: :L :L he's like a brother to me!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeew

    Q .Wat do you and number 4 talk about the most?
    A: anything and everything

    Q: Do you ever talk to 9?
    A: yes indeedy. about everything for he is my great high Jelly Tot

    Q: Who in ur top 16 are you most attracted to?
    A: every single one of them. especially beth. she is one tasty dish

    xxxxxxxxxxx

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