given a time frame of about 30 seconds to make chitchat, for me, it's impossible to avoid sounding like a twat. i'm on the phone with any of your family (except Phoebe) and all of a sudden every bit of pleasant banter deserts me. i'm slightly socialy retarded ad you hadn't have already guessed.... jimmy carr is not for everybody....well scratch that not for most but i'm always trying to find the one other person on earth who might actually like him... his dvd on whole is good. people on the internet hate him. i go to this forum sometims cause they have some funny image challenges and they always have photos of thim up there. you know there was one for vietnam where some guy was forced to shoot an officer. these two vietnamese guys and one of them is cowering and the guy looked uncaring with a handgun right to his temple. well anyways they put jimmy carr's face over it.... it looked way too appropriate for words. the man is most definitely a doosh bag but i love him!

havent seen wrist cutters but phoebe tells me it's great and i'm partial to will arnett so i'm definitley gonna check it out. i'll have to imdb it.... and i am really interested to see how he does scotie it looks like it's gonna be good. the teaser before cloverfield anyways. i've never been to high school stand up and hope never to endure it. man i never showed you a decent jimmy carr clip. this is the man. i love this guy.... i think phoebe finds him annoying...in fact everybody here does. if you see him in the states he has to annunciate everything cause they think people don't understand him in his proper accent. Daniel Tosh kinda reminded me of him....i couldn't say why http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRwrw... this one was hte only semi way decent one i could find. his dvd is way funnier.

Dylan Moran... man...i can't find the words. did phoebe show you much Black Books?God he's great. His stand up is really good..well at least the first one the next two are a bit iffy. They showed him in the eraly days just recently when he wasjust starting out on the circuit and it was in ireland and a long time ago when the retarded public thought that talking about airline food was risky. No one laughed and he just stood up there bombing like a beaotch. i've only seen a comic bomb live once. it was just painful to watchthem try and salvage every moment and failing miserably. Simon Pegg was pretty good but he wasn't fat at all he just looked scrawny.... you know that was orignaly meant to be jack black running a marathon in New York?

haha yeah. I finally saw the episodes of Seinfeld that guy was on. beardless. he seems naked... Did you see Run Fatboy Run yet? I got it out on vidyo the other day.

hahaha! brilliant! A part of me wants to say "You're watching that movie again?"..but it does fairly kick ass. i wish that guy hadn't been in police academy 8. Were it not for that i might have been able to salvage some respect for him. Sullivan rocks. God bless you Ernie Hudson. haha

ya im good !! finally on my summer holidays!!! im soooo glad my tests r over!!!! and ya shes invading my room 4 da next month!!

hey!! long time no c!! so i hear gareth is cumin ova 2 vermont for august!! wb xxxxxxxxxx

I'd rather not...you're all bitter-and related to me

hey lee, you know this phone things works two ways and if you want to call me feel free to get off your ass and pick it up!

why? she was cool.

ok sounds weird but anyways ya im in the maknas parade too its this big parade in the summer i love it!!!

you're a nerd

hey lee. how goes it?

ok y was ur insructer arrested?? bak hand srings r sooooooo hard im nearly able 2 do dem except i havnt practised in ages my bad bt im doin gymnastics in the st. patricks day parade so ill have 2 start training!!!

oh so you'll say hi to Gareth and not me? what the heck huh>?

really i got 3 johnny cash cds 4 x-mas nd i can do back walk overs front walk overs nd bak hand springs bt i cn nearly do bak flips bt not yet !! how long have u bin doin cheer leadin 4 ??!! *wb*

lee! why don't you knock dad nconscious, steal his plane ticket, and come tell gareth yourself! This is our first Christmas appart! Ever! WEIRD! Oh, this is gonna be soooo strange! Yeah, I'll call you Christmas day so we can talk. Tell Elmo or Emu or what ever his name is I said hi! I LOVE YOU!

cul ur phoebes sister im gareths (the big g's) sister u like cheeleading !! we dnt do dat in ireland iwish we did coz i luv gymnastics!! ps im not a freak stalker jst in case u tink i am i no phoebe

allo allo phoebe's sister.