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Podge And Rodge

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A professional pervert.
Me, Myself, and I
Name: Padraig Judas O'Leprocy Age: 65 Occupation: Illegal bicycle repairs, otherwise unemployable.Physical Appearance: 4 foot 6 inches. Ageing and bloated, yet sprightly. Managed to keep my bright red hair which is immaculately well groomed with 'Ballydung dolphin oil.' I am always well dressed, if a little frayed around the cuffs- my entire wardrobe is made up of 'dead men's clothes.' When at home I don my smoking jacket and slippers. It's the Noel Coward look. I am never seen without my pipe.Childhood?Siblings- I was born two minutes before my identical twin brother Rodge. I tied Rodge to a rib with the umbilical cord on my way out but I still managed to get and has therefore taken on the older sibling role.
Education -
From the age of six we were not allowed out of the Asylum and got our education from a psychiatric nurse whom we called Granny.
How does Podge feel about the way he looks?
I think I look really cool and handsome
Sports
Wankng.... shagging anything with a pulse........
Dolphin shooting, taxidermy and collecting 'arthouse' films
Scared Of
A woman saying ok to a night of passion.....
Bernard Mc Hugh stripping again on the show.....
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Wankng
wish i could say when we won an IFTA but u feckers didnt vote for us
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  • BANANA BREAD



    Ingredients:

    º Laughing Eyes
    º Loving Arms
    º Well Shaped Legs
    º Firm Milk Containers
    º Fur-Lined Mixing Bowl
    º Large Banana


    Mixing Instructions:

    1. Look into Laughing Eyes, spread Well-Shaped Legs, squeeze and massage Milk Containers very gently until Fur-Lined Bowl is well greased.

    2. Add Banana and gently work in and out until well creamed. Cover with nuts and sigh until well relieved.

    3. Bread is done when Banana is soft.

    4. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl. If bread starts to rise - LEAVE TOWN!

    (Gourmets may lick the bowl)

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  • Christmas Angel



    One Christmas, a long time ago, Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip; but there were problems ...... everywhere.

    Four of his elves were away sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones. So, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

    Then, Mrs. Claus popped in to tell Santa that her mother was coming to stay for Christmas; which stressed him even more.

    After a while, he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and run away, heaven knows where to.

    Then, when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards broke and several large toy-bags fell to the ground, scattering their contents all over the place. Needless to say, Santa was not in the best of moods.

    Suddenly, the doorbell rang and he went to the door expecting another problem. But when he opened it, there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree that she had brought especially to cheer him up.

    The angel greeted him very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa Claus. Isn't it just a wonderful day? I have a beautiful tree for you. See, isn't it just the loveliest Christmas tree you've ever seen? Where would you like me to put it?"

    Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.


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  • A Car For Christmas



    Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do. If you can get your 'A' level grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.'

    A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet.

    Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...' replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?'

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    Of all the friends I've ever met,
    You're the one I won't forget.
    And if I die
    Before you do
    I'll go to heaven
    And wait for you
    I'll give the angels
    Back their wings
    And risk the loss
    Of everything
    Just to prove
    My friendship is true
    I'm thankful to have a friend like you

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