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- Me, Myself, and I
- ITS HOMERTIME!!! for u all u fools that dont know me, I PITY THEM FOOLS!!! Im 21 years old fuckin too old for my like'n an i enjoy goin out an drinkin an waking up in random places, like this one time i woke up naked in this japenese family's livin room an they wud not stop screaming! i used to be known as ciaran mc cann but i had to change mi name due to security reasons, sumfin to do with my name being used in a gay porno, its a long story. for all that like me i bring you love, for all that dont like me i bring u hate, death an a big dick in the ass!if u dig my homepage leave me a comment, dnt be scared, il nt jar ya 4 it!! i wana freeze it in winter into ice blocks an skate on it, an melt it in the springtime an drink it!!! CHEER-III-OOO!! Ive got a ring ere, it says love..... think about that......... EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!!!!!!
- dance music, bcoz it gets me in the mood to get full an goin out an killin someone till they die, but not really bcoz im a nice guy. also manly stuff like guns n roses, bon jovi and red hot chlli peppers. no gay shit like westlife or will young, malone likes them bcoz he's a bum bandit an sucks willys!
- anchorman, of bcoz ron burgundy is a legend.anyfing wif will ferrell, man is a genius!! blades of glory baby!! talladega nites, and of course semi-pro!! i like scary movies but i dont get scared bcoz im so manly, nly gays get scared like malone.
- Gaelic football is my life. i play for st.johns, finally fuckin outta div. 4, gona hit div. 3 a rattle!! league n cup double the year, johnnies r goin BIGGER N BETTER< YEEEEOOOOO!!! and if bare arsed boxing is a sport i wudnt know too much about it, but ask malone he has a great knowledge an experience of it. PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR ST.JOHNS
- Scared Of
- nothin, except malone wen im sleepin, bcoz this one time i wz sleepin at jontys house an malone tried to put his silly fella in me, but i wz havin none of it, as you wud imagine.
- Happiest When
- im out drinkin with all my st. johns buddies especially malone, bcoz i like the guy even tho he's gay, but il not jar him for it.wen im playin football for the johnnies and always winning!
- Profiles on my homies
- MALONE:gay, but a very suttle character, harmless an funny, but jus dont bend down in front of him.
JONTY: the guy makes me laugh, an gives me sumwer to stay if i dont wana go home wen im blockd an half un-consious, he's got a thing for swords, duno if the fella wants to start a war one day but hes got enuf artillery for the job neway.
RAY: a heap of a man, a harsh man, but a civil big bastard that knows how to cut to the core of you, but a funny big fucker, ya jus gotta love him.
BEERTITS: sum call him a bastard, sum call him toenails, but i like da silly fucker cuz, we've been m8s from P1 an i fink he's an alrite sort of a guy.
SCOOTER PIE: jus likes puttin his fingers up peoples asses, such a minge, but a loveable wee fucker.
MICKEY SMYTH: used to be a quiet fella til we introduced him to drink, now he's a wild man who drives one hell of a tractor!
J-MAC- loves the bithces!! loves FLICKIN DA BEAN!!
BROWN BEAR- hes black, out of africa r sumfin!!
JAGGER aka SLOTH
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Famous Micheal Muircheartaigh Quotes
"... and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, I'll tell ye a little story. I was in Times' Square in New York last week, and I was missing the Championship back home. So I approached a newsstand and I said 'I suppose ye wouldn't have the Kerryman would ye?' To which, the Egyptian behind the counter turned to me and he said 'do you want the North Kerry edition or the South Kerry edition?'... he had both...so I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet..."
"Anthony Lynch the Cork corner back will be the last person to let you down - his people are undertakers".
"I saw a few Sligo people at Mass in Gardiner Street this morning and the omens seem to be good for them, the priest was wearing the same colours as the Sligo jersey! 40 yards out on the Hogan stand side of the field Ciaran Whelan goes on a rampage, its a goal. So much for religion".
"Colin Corkery on the 45 lets go with the right boot. Its over the bar. This man shouldn't be playing football. He's made an almost Lazarus-like recovery from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man but he couldn't kick points like Colin Corkery".
"1-5 to 0-8..well from Lapland to the Antarctic, that's level scores in any man's language".
"Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now ... but here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail ...... I've seen it all now, a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park!"
"I see John O Donnell dispensing water on the sideline. Tipperary, sponsored by a water company. Cork Sponsored by a tae company. I wonder will they meet later for afternoon tae".
"Teddy looks at the ball, the ball looks at Teddy".
"Danny "The Yank" Culloty. He came down from the mountains and hasn't he done well".
"He grabs the sliotar, he's on the 50......he's on the 40......he's on the 30....... he's on the ground".
"In the first half they played with the wind. In the second half they played with the ball".
"He kicks the ball lan san aer, could've been a goal, could've been a point.............it went wide".
"Stephen Byrne with the puck out for Offaly....Stephen, one of 12......all but one are here to-day, the one that's missing is Mary, she's at home minding the house.....and the ball is dropping i lar na bpairce...."
"Pat Fox out to the forty and grabs the sliothar, I bought a dog from his father last week. Fox turns and sprints for goal, the dog ran a great race last Tuesday in Limerick. Fox to the 21 fires a shot, it goes to the left and wide..... and the dog lost as well".
"Sean Og o Hailpin.... his father's from Fermanagh, his mother's from Fiji, neither a hurling stronghold".
"Teddy McCarthy to John McCarthy, no relation, John McCarthy back to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation".
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