What can I say about me? Well I once ruled the entire planet Eternia.That only lasted for about 2 weeks,because He-Man went to the planet Earth and got help from Cortney Cox(suffice to say "Friends" is my least favorite sitcom) and a bald cop. Shortly there after I recieved my first pink slip(posted in the blog section)shortly there after I recieved another one.Why? Well the first pink slip was due to the fact that the cartoon was cancelled.Cartoon? Heh,don't they realize that this is a real war that has been going on for centuries! That's right I looked up my family tree, and apparently my great-great uncle Marshall Winchester Skeletor started a war against the other Masters of the universe, because they called him masterbator of the universe.The second pink slip was because apparently you can't kill people in an "office enviroment" even if they were calling you names. So then shortly there after I opened a bottle water company--it didn't last long.Who knew people would catch on to the fact that the water was poisoned?!? IM EVIL--DUH! Sometime later Evil Lyn left me for Mummra(I hate you viagra!)and Beast-man finally came out of the closet.For a while he worked for mattel toys as a janitor then opened up a Las Vegas show. I stayed behind on Eternia. He-man was caught having sex with his sister She-tRAmp,but with Karl Rove as his his PR agent the story was pushed back on page 27 in the Eternia post.I ofcourse was on the cover--Skeletor sells Snake mountain to support heroin addiction!!!! I was never nor have I ever been addicted to heroin--that was Mer-man.I did have to sell SM, because no job=no giant mountain castle in the sky!!!! I now live in a box! I call it Snake box.Shortly there after the movie was made(The story delt with Cortney Cox coming to Eternia helping HE-Man) yet once again I was delt a low blow.They didn't hire me--to play ME! They hired Frank Langela!?!?!? They told me I was 20 pounds overweight.Looking back now, I wish I was still only 20 pounds overweight.I did lose the weight,but by then it was too late--the film was already in production.I did get to be in the He-man on ice spectacular. It all went down hill from there.I went from job to job,eventually returning to Eternia only to find my Snake box destroyed(by Orko none the less) It was then I truly tasted defeat for the first time. So I came to Earth,searching for Beast-man.By then he was a hit and had changed his name(and appearance)he now goes by the name Roy Horn. I have been a security guard,but was fired because I allowed the thieves to steal all the time. IM EVIL--DUH! Lately I am working at a Roy Rogers.