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Stephanie Ling
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Female, 21,
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- from United States
- Profile views: 1,039
- Member since: October 2006
- Last active: 12/19/10
- www.bebo.com/myblackromance
- Tagline
- OMFG IT'S AN AZN!! NO WAI
- Me, Myself, and I
- The usual, I'm Steph and I'm [not to mention, fat] 5'8'' [I GREW] weighing *** pounds, that would make me ** kg!
!
I am a moron, I laugh and speak out at totally inappropriate times.
I used to get $300HKD [a week and i always manage to spend it all by paying for food, so you can imagine how fat i am] . Now, I get $10 USD everyday if I decide to work for my slave-driver father.
I live in Flower Mound, Texas (Dallas Fort Worth) but Hong Kong is home.
Stephanie is:
fat
cheap
hyper
loud
inconsiderate
stupid
annoying
conservative
intolerant
5'8''
CHINESE
and has a birthmark on her arm.
Deal with it.
- Scared Of
- Huge Eyelashes
- Happiest When
- Frolicking in the sun!
- I like my personal bubble....
- please don't invade it?
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A Sammy Moving man who freaked out at Hong Kong lift after missing his lift
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Sho liek, yarz. How much revision have you done?
- None. Imma wing it ;]
- Hardly, I only just started. I'm going to wing it anyway
- I'm concerned but not concerned enough to start straining my brain
- I revise regularly, BALZAC BITCHES!
- I revise whenever I can, the stress is really getting to me. I am liek super skinny now :(
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I can't stop thinking about death...it haunts me. Do you think about it?
- Often...
- Sometimes, I think about mommykins dying and it makes me sad:(
- Not until I read the question of this poll
- I try to push the thought out of my head
- Not at all! o_O
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Have you ever dreamed of being female?
- YES. you can totally rub your boobs together.
- No way, comparing penis sizes is the shit.
- BOOBIES
- I kinda wish I never was one.
- Ew, being a girl is icky. I wish i was a guy :(
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I'm sorry for talking about girl shit but...
Damn, Texas is kinda lame.
Well, I mean the whole Mormon/super Christian thing haven't annoyed me yet but FUCK
this is too much.
No H&M
No Top Shop
No Mango
No Zara
No Vivienne Westwood (MAJOR FUCKING
because i really want this awesome necklace)
all they fucking have is fucking Hot Topic.
ewwwwwwwwwwww
FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK.
oh and texan kids are fucking made of fail.
They shun at my obnoxiousness
I miss HK so much, it's unhealthy
6 Comments 253 weeks
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I'M SO BORED D:
What would you do:
If you didn't know Stephanie?
If Stephanie was super smart? OMFG LIEK EINSTEIN AND [undoubtedly] Rudolf? [D:]
If Stephanie solved the rubix cube?
If Stephanie didn't eat so much food anymore? [OMFG LIEK IMPOSSIBLE]
IF YOU WERE BEST BEST BEST FRIENDS WITH STEPHANIE IN LIEK THE ENTIRE WORLD?
If Stephanie kicked you in the nuts/va jay jay? [lul these words make me giggle ;]]
If Stephanie was God?
If Stephanie tells you she were God?
If Stephanie tells you there IS no God?
If Stephanie is actually not AZN?! >:c
If Stephanie were even uglier? D:
If Stephanie had no hair?
If Stephanie is actually Stephan?
IF STEPHANIE WAS RICH? 8D
If Stephanie wasn't Stephanie at all?
THAT'D BE LIEK THE END OF MY WORLD D:8 Comments 267 weeks
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HOLY SHIT! JULY 2nd IS KINDA CLOSE INIT
Since it's more of a hassle doing the discussion on email, I decided to do it here.
So yeah, I really need to get that hotel date down.
There's joyce's junk on the 17th, i have to get stuff done on the 19th and there's that after exam party at the minden place [AGAIN] on the 21st right?? So yeah, everybody would be too tired and hungover on the 22nd....so my bet is any day after the 23rd...
Also, we need a confirmation on the theme of the thing.
Whether if it's cocktail party themed or no theme... TELL ME >:c
OH AND I WANNA INVITE MORE PEOPLE 8D
suggestions?
Oh and, I made an event on facebook. I'd rather if you could reply there.
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3/21/09
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Emily12/23/08
shit. 8g already? D: it must hurt like a bitch. add oil stephanie ling. SING DAN FAI LOK
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Emily10/20/08
most of the white girls, kai, chun, alan, and buff year 13s Jenny was my room mate we were in the room next to the pool so we could perve on people while they swam.
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Emily10/19/08
it owned. scuba diving is so trippy.
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Emily10/4/08
haha eurosnacks is so bad for you. luckily i dont get the munchies too bad anymore
when do you come back to hk?
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9/25/08
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omg YEA! gabby? gabby. gabby has that same ew-whats-up-with-that-gross-socially-retarded-freak look, the one that josh gives me a lot ) : does he do that to everyone? or is there something wrong with me.. ive been called weird a lot in the past week ) : i have nearly no self esteem left. i loves you! come back soon
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Semen9/16/08thats fuckin gross. pics or it didnt happen.
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Semen9/13/08how does a vagina shrink. D:
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Semen9/12/08"MY VAGINA FEELS LIKE IT'S SHRINKING. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH" @_________@
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