1. When was the last time you drank?
Yesterday, couple games of pool and a couple drinks

2. Where did u drink at?
Local

3. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar?
Haha, once or twice

4. Have you ever had an interaction with police while under the influence?
Yes...

5. How many drinks does it take you to get drunk?
Hmm just like the normal i guess, 5-10, over 15 and we're talking about Q3.

6. What is the last alcoholic drink you had?
Magners Irish Cider

7. Have you ever gone to school/work drunk?
Every Sunday

8. Do you get hangovers?
As Above

9. When did you start drinking?
Think i was 14

10. Have you ever thrown up on someone because you were so drunk?
Poor Emo in Firkins..

11. What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
The Goat (Don't Ask)

12. Favorite shot?
Regi Blinker

13. Do you wish you were drinking right now?
Wouldn't Hurt lol

14. Have you ever been so drunk that you don’t remember what happened?
Yeah

15. What is the worst shot?
Wray & Nephew

16. Do you drink during the week?
Yep

17. Has someone asked you to stop drinking?
I believe a bouncer has said it to me once or twice yeah

18. What is your favorite drink?
Magners Irish Cider

19. When was the last time you were drunk?
Sunday

20. Have you ever been in a fight when you were drinking?
lol Yeah

21. Does your family drink?
Fuck yeh

22. What is your favorite drinking game?
Left Hand Game/MY SHARONA!

23. If you could have only one alcoholic drink for the rest of your life what would it be?
Magners Irish Cider

24. Have you ever had a drink named after you?
Not Yet...

25. What is your favorite day of the year for drinking?
New Year

26. What is the earliest time that you've started drinking?
Noon Probably, Unless you count Kavos when it was like non-stop

27. What is the longest stretch of time that you've drank?
7pm-11am (Kavos '07)

28. Have you ever passed out from drinking?
Yeah

29. Ever have to go to the hospital because of something alcohol related?
Nah, pretty surprised

30. Are you an alcoholic?
Nahh

31. What are your parent's drinks of choice?
Wine

34. What's your favorite song to sing in the bar?
DADA DARA TEAM MORTAL!!

35. Do you have a favorite bar?
Wetherspoons

36. Have you ever woken up in a strange place after a night of drinking?
Yeah, pretty weird

37. What types of alcohol have a bad effect on you?
Wray & Nephew. Red Stripe

38. What is your favorite hangover cure?
Hmm, Work Believe it or not, as bad as it seems at the time, i always feel fine afterwards

39. What is your favorite drunk food?
CHIPS CHEESE AND DONNER MEAT PLEASE MATE!

Choose Beer. Choose a Bar. Choose a Bottle. Choose a Pint. Choose a fucking massive hangover. Choose Pissing in a shop Doorway. Choose disgusting food. Choose a spinning bedroom. Choose lying in gutters. Choose a Police Escort. Choose being sick in the back of a taxi. Choose to miss your keyhole ten times before getting it in. Choose pulling munters. Choose drinking compititions. Choose dancing like a fanny. Choose phoning friends at 4am just to sing to them. Choose talking to tramps. Choose bad karaoke. Choose beer Breath. Choose empty pockets. Choose pissing every Five minutes. Choose Phoning your Ex-Girlfriend. Choose to laugh at unfunny jokes. Choose falling asleep in a club. Choose to argue with barmen. Choose losing your phone. Choose to pick a fight with the Biggest person Around. Choose talking Bull Shit. Choose Walking home at the end of it all thinking what a fucking embarrassment you've been, but then planning next weekend.

Choose Your Future.
Choose the Weekend.

Conscience: So, what? Youre drunk?

I No. No no no. Ilisten, I may have had a drink. A teensy little one. A little drink with my buddies, talking about old times. But who hasnt had a little drink before? Have you havent had a little drink before?

Conscience: You are drunk. Youve been drinking, and now youre drunk.

Bollocks on stilts! No. A little. Yes. A wee, teensy tiny bit. But heeeey! is that so bad? What did that guy say? Thatguy? There was a guy. You dont know him, but there was this guy and he was, well, saying this stuff. Stuff. About, you know, having a drink. A wee drinky-poo! And wait, what was I saying?

Conscience: Something about a guy?

Yeah. Spot on. Spot fucking on, mate. Youre youre a good guy. I like you. Some of these guys, like, youre just trying to have a, a fucking conversation, a wee conversation about, I dunno, yer mates and stuff. Cos thats what important. Thats whats fucking important in this world yer mates! Forget your bird, or whoever youre trying to get a winch off in the club. Yer mates. I mean Listen, Ive got a mate, I dunno where he is actually, but hes a top guy hes the best guy in the world maybe you know him? Yay tall? bout as stupid as a fish on a bicycle in, in fuckin outer space or wherever, but a good guy. And hes like hes like well, hes saying this stuff, I cant remember just now, but Im like, yeah, youre so right. And thats when it hits you, it just hits you that, that yer mates are the best thing in the world. You ever get that? Its just like, I dunno, Im getting this, this vibe that youre just a good guy, eh? One of us. And everything. One of the Lads! Wait who did you say you were?

Conscience: Im your conscience.

Woooooo! WOooooO! Wooo! My Conscience! La de Daaa! My conscience. And what are you saying to it?

Conscience: Not a lot. I was just wondering why you were posting to your blog while clearly in the advanced stages of inebriation.

What? Inebriation? You think youre youre blooming Carol Vorderman or something? Can you no just say drunk? Here I am, taking like, talking like an idiot, saying what a good guy I think - thought - you are - were - and youre sitting there bad mouthing me? You think Im some sort of moron? Or what? Dont answer that. Im just. Heeeeeeey!... Heeeeeey! Youre alright.

Conscience: Thanks.

Im just a simple guy. Just a simple guy, standing here well, obviously Im standing here but, Im, like, here, trying to make sense of things. Just trying to make sense of things in my head, knowwhatimean? And, I dont know, maybe I am drunk. Inebriated, or what have you. Tell you the truth, I am a wee bit bladdered. But Shhhhhh! Dont tell anyone. He He. I think I think I puked up over there. You know the club, yeah? You know my mate? He was, like, outside the club, and theres this takeaway place. A wee takeaway place, does blinding chips, just next door, and he was waiting out there, and I think I puked up a wee bit.

Conscience: You were sick outside the takeaway place?

No no. I was inside, waiting for my chips. They do blinding chips, by the way. But the guy the guy was like, trying to get me to go outside, saying I was making a mess and stuff. The wee bastard. Never did get any chips.

Conscience: What a sweet story. But I really think you should go to bed. Dont you want to go to bed?

That I do. That I do. But not without a little nightcap! And a little bit of blogging!

Conscience: Listen, I dont mean to be a killjoy or anything, but Im not sure blogging is a good idea right now. You are quite drunk. And people are going to read this in the morning, when youre not drunk. And Im worried youll be embarrassed.

What have I done? Im just speaking the truth, saying some things. Whats to be embarrassed about? Maybe, maybe you just cant handle it.

Conscience: Like you cant handle your drink?

Oh, thats nice. Really nice. Con-science. Or whoever you are. I Hang on youre my conscience, you say?

Conscience: Thats right.

So, righ