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- Me, Myself, and I
- Knife wrench! Practical and safe.
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- The Other Half Of Me
Ruthles! No-longer lives 1 minute away!
- Dragonforce, Simple Plan, CKY, HIM, Etc?
- Fifth element, Pick of destiny, Etc?
- Basketball (on my own), tramp.
- Scared Of
- Old people (no joke), dirty water, heights and spiders.
- Happiest When
- The human drive in hi-fi.
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I ____ you.
You have a nice______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me =________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I would build a _______ just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
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•I can spot planets. They're large. I have good eyes.
•I wish you would stop looking for beauty in things that want to kill us.
•They say there's always someone bigger and stronger than you. I just never thought it applied to me.
•I'd like to get Doyle in a unique position.
•Slipstream: it's not the best way to travel faster than light, it's just the only way.
•Cry me a river and drown in it!
•"Andromeda: All defensive systems are off-line.
Dylan Hunt: [frustrated] Well, then, throw sticks at them!"
•Enjoy your date with data, don't forget to use a conduit.
•Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral
•A squirrel is the same as a can...when there is a BB gun in my hand
I saw a sign that said "Watch for children". I thought; "That seems like a fair trade"
•When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults
•You can say “I love kids” as a general statement, that’s fine. It’s when you get specific that you get in to trouble
•If the enemy is in range, so are you.
•If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.
•If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
•Friendly fire........... isn't.
•Interchangeable parts... aren't.
•Suppressive fires....... won't.
•Recoilless rifles....... aren't.
•War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
•Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
•When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
•Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
•The easy way is always mined.
•You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
•Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
•In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
•My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
•Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
•Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician.
•Shout if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window(revised version)
•We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
•I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.
•Are you optimistic?... I hope so.
•He who rules from the high heavens knows all....or may not know.
•Can i get in with the cows? I just wanna scuffle about with them
•A boy put on his Christmas list that we wanted a brother instead of presents. Santa replied to this letter with a few simple words:
Point me in your mothers direction.
•We've been through so much shit, deactivated lazers with my dick.
•I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
•Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
•Why can't you add yourself to your friends list?
•Socks are warm!
•Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
•Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
•This cake is sooo good. It's like sex....except i'm having it
•The day microsoft makes something that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
•For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
•Don't hit kids. No seriously! They have guns now.
•We are going to rip off your testicles.......and slash your tires.
•I shoulda known he was evil, he gave me an A-.
•Zombie Survival Guide Lesson #6: Blades don't need reloading.
•If there is one thing that I have learned from all of my travels, it is this: never be the first to stick your hand into a viscous material.
•Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
•Ich bin Aberliner!
•All those who belie
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