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Ruvers
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Female, 23,
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- from Devizes
- I am Married
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- Last active: 7/6/12
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- Tagline
- it doesnt come much better than this!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Enjoying my life ALOT atm!
Currently resenting Devizes - NOT the people in it.
Going to clarendon has turned out to be one of the best decisions i have ever made.
i luvs the many grams!
i ♥ being random and spontanious!
camping is the best, specially when i wake up to find im surrounded by shetland ponies!
Bj, Abi, Kir, tang, Em and Alice r the bestest bunch of spaztanks u shall ever meet
i ♥ my bed and i ♥ watching ABC1
Trips to london, spain, and Bj's boat are where its at!
i ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ my wellies!
i like it when i wake up and have nothing to do.
i ♥ the stars on a really clear night n they go on forever n ever!
The Isle of Whyte is THE place to be,
Wales is also pretty damn fun!
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things that make me laugh!
"mmmmmm coated"
"you are disgusting"
"what? it's how i expel my exam stress"
"what? eating food you have already chewed and spat out?"
(you may recongnise this from MORE's men overheard. me and my sister are indeed men)
i'm challenging myself to a distance competition
i'm very thumbsy
"i feel like an egg"
"what nearly boiled?"
"no, in an incubator, im just waiting for someone to turn me"
........few moments later........
"you are always turning lizzie"
"TWEEDY!!!! COLE IS A BAD MAN!"
Kirsten tubbed me
Sciley Shales...........drunk to sober translator 'shiny scales'
dee dee dada dickhead
"can you move your shoes please?"
"Those are her feet"
"so he rolls up in his pimp mobile, dog in the back, claiming he should be 5 stone lighter, still drunk from last night."
as i am struggling to get my legs into the trousers....... "liz, thats a shirt"
Disco Biscuits!!!
Tommy : "you are wearing my trousers!"
Rick: "no im not, these are mine, from peacocks."
Tommy: "no, those are so my primark jeans."
Rick: "liz, check my label"
and it continued on and on and on.........
thats salmon pink!
so wats the second part of that??? ..............."mon!"
"i thought it was my seatbelt"
awkward turtle
stupid butterfly
butter feet and lloyd butler feet.
"im gonna get my mum down here and she is gonna bust a cap in her ass!"
"Dad, You're on the wrong side of the road!"
"yes, i use the whole road."
"this crystal deodorant is shit. i put it on yesterday morning and now my armpits smell, i didnt wash it off or anything!"
"oh no, im going to have to break into a pound"
"Lizzie has made my life a living hell today."
"i cant be bothered te bend over so can i just blow you?"
"i can see really well in the dark, im a carrot"
"when i was 6 i asked my dad how babies where made, and he showed me a porn"
Ignorant kid to jewish boy:
"Go back to your Mosque, Buddah boy!"
"i got confused, there was too much blonde hair, hands and boobies."
"Shoe zone. do they sell shoes?"
The honk game!!!!
'look there's a digger'
'where's the digger'
...'hello?'
some camping memories!
mine and emily's shockingly bad maths and time telling skills 'that took us 36 hours!'.... retards
'aaah the ties!!!'
'I wish i could wear this.....on my legs'
'neigh'
'the door handle's are swans heads!' ....... 'really?' ....... 'well not real ones.' ...... 'oh.'
our general obssesion with the french restaurant. and the wine incidences. and the searching for an apparently non existent party.
' i want to show the cars my boobs'
"is your dog allowed to climb trees?"
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sum questions
3)Where in d nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg?
4)Y does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean d same thing?
5)Y is it called a building if its aleady built?
6)Y is d word abbreviate so long?
7)If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they eva remember they 4got?
If you died wit braces on would they take them off?
9)Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? if so, hows it treated?
12)Aren't u tired of ppl asking u rhetorical questions & u dunno if they r rhetorical r not?
13)Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
14)Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
15)Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
16)Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
17)If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
19)Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
20)Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
22)Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
23)Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?
24)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
25)Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
26)Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.
27)Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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What do you call male ballerinas?
29)Can blind people see their dreams?
30)Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
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Memories! please do it!
Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment. It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember. Next, repost this bulletin on your own blog and see how many people leave a memory about you..write about anything we experienced together!!7 Comments 337 weeks
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Angey11/20/10I scored $426 in my spare time being online! I got it from - http://goo.gl/C9IL3 Dont say I never help anyone!
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Aaron Perry8/7/08boom boom boom let me hear u say.......
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Conz6/2/08sounds blooooomin' marvelous!! u actualy booked work off for it haha!luffit! oo 8 not good! i got three now. had dance today but lets face it its not realy a subject! got til nxt weds and myn r all dun woopy woop!! luvin' xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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5/29/08
Conz
haha tanghole!! the names jus get weirder n weirder! Definatately!!! Wasted to the max peeeeerlease! i feel lyk i avnt drank in months! so depressing!il b joining u dont u worry, my exams finish 11th june so im finking drinks fest. my nxt one is monday.im nervous too but also can b fucked to revise!lolz. how many u got left then pooey? luffs ya loadsome xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx
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5/27/08
Conz
HEEEEEEYEY! u alryt poopy? aint seen u in aaaages! wat u bin up to? n wen u got exams?? feeling the need for some lizzey luvin' so n e tym...give me a callop luvz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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BlackyChan5/19/08gd glad 2 hear u kl...... yh its a saturday... bwt 2wks lol xxx
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BlackyChan5/18/08heya!!!! hwa u? my bday in lyk 3wks..... if u wna cum 2 my camp out by mine on d 7th feel free!!!!! bring a bottle n sleepin stuff!!! xxxxxxxxx
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4/12/08
Conz
alryt lizeh! wel we shal av to meet up more now wont we! il never learn dont u no dat haha longer leata cnt wait...wats da plan? ? ? ? /i dnt mind drivin but i ned petrol money n a mappage!!! txt moi luvya u hussy xxxx
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Mike Dags4/6/08racist...
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Conz3/22/08i knower its been aiiiiiiiges!.?)&% wel i got my dance exam in a week but il b oot then. y rnt u guna b oot? i have been gettin drunk as usual n stressin bwt exams n coursework i havnt dun,as usual! wat aboot u? how r the trowbros? holla chicky xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x
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Conz3/21/08Stop ryt now thank you very much i need somebody with a human touch hey you always on the run lizzy is behind you and she wants some bum fuuun. lyrical genius!
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3/13/08
Miss Barron
'SEX IS ALWAYS BETTER WHEN THERE ARE FEELINGS INVOOOOOOLVED......' oh and on saturday can you please not be silly and cover that willy of yours!!!!!! that is all. thank you. love you.xxxxxxx
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1/31/08
Miss Barron
you are a pretty special spaztank yourself ford!! and... you had me all choked up when i read my name up there amongst all those other greats! love you lots you fine peice of ass and i look forward to getting royally drunk again with you this weekend... after all gloustershire has provided us with a reason to celebrate (not that we really needed one...!) xxxxxxxxxxx
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Conz1/27/08hey soz i aint bin on here for a bit..or appariently 5 days.. i think my weekend was good-erm ye jus worked mostly-dulllll! Howz all the exams goin then??yes writing me a comment is more important for sure! Wel i went to stos' house party last nyt..good tyms.nothing interestin happened tho sadly. spence n nath elliot chucked n ppl fell down the stairs....n i tried doing gymnastics-being all drunken and all-and hit my hed!lol lol good luck with that e in bio!lol wel done for working that out when u cuda been revising!nice one! i avnt even aplied to uni-trow coll all the way lol wel foundation degree.. nope duno n e 1 going ther. geeza!luvit wel iz hollaaaaing but im sleepy so i cnt b botherd to be interesting. never kiss a killa whale.. or sum1 hu resembles one. luv luv xxxxxxxxx
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