My Mommy = amanda
My Daddy = clive
My Nan = dnt aoatm
My Auntie =XxXSammyXxX
My Uncle = dnt atm
My Grandad = dnt atm
My Lil Cuz = jackob t
My Big Cuz = sammy
My Best Gurl Mate = luarna
My Best Boy Mate =XxXDeanoXxX
My Big Bro = edward
My Little Bro =damion
My Big Sis =XxXAbiXxX
My Little Sis =XxXCharlotteXxX
My Sexy Model = emma
My Baby = sparky
My Bitch =hayden b
My Drinking Partner = cally
My Valentine =XxXSophyXxX
My Bit On The Side = dnt no
My Partner In Crime = ellie
My Party Animal = sophie
My Chocolate Muffin = sparky
my bum chum= dnt ave one atm
My Body Guard = spary
My Sexy Boy =Xxhayden bxX
My Fairy Princess = laura p
My Posin Buddy = james
My Singin Buddy = laura p
My Hardcore Gangsta =michael

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

I want to say I love you,
I want to say I care,
I want to hug you tightly,
and know that you are there.

I want to make you happy,
I want you by my side,
I want your heart around my wrist,
and wear it full of pride.

I want to kiss you madly,
I want you for my own,
I want to give to you my all,
and never be alone.

I want to say I treasure you,
I want for you to know,
I want to say my darling,
I miss and need you so