The average englishman, in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume- a shabby raincoat- patented by chemist charles macIntosh from glasgow , scotland .
Enroute to his office he strides along the english land , surfaced by John MacAdam of Ayr, scotland.
He drives an english car fitted with tyres invented by john boyd dunlop, veterinary surgeon of dreghorn, scotland.
At the office , he recieves mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by john chalmers, bookseller and printer of dundee, scotland .
During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in edinburgh, scotland .
At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick MacMillan, blacksmith of thornhill, Dumfriesshire, scotland.
He watches the news on the television, an invention of John Logie Baird of helensburgh, scotland and hears an article about the U.S Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, scotland .
Nowhere can an englishman turn to escape the engenuity of the scots.
He has by now been reminded too much of scotland and in desperation he picks up the bible , only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a scot- King James VI- who authorised its translation.
He could take to drink but the scots make the best in the world.
He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of pitfours, scotland.
If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with Penicillin, discovered by sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, scotland and given chloroform, an anesthetic by sir james young simpson, Obstetrician and Gynecologist of Bathgate, scotland.
Out of the anesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the bank of england founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, scotland.
Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of good scottish blood which would entitle him to ask-
WHA'S LIKE US???

You know its love when ....... 111 days ago

13. When your on the phone with them late at night and they
hang up...but you miss them already when it was just two
minutes ago

12. You read their texts over and over again...

11. You walk really slow when you're with them...

10. You feel shy whenever you're with them...

9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and
faster...

8. You smile when you hear their voice...

7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around
you... all you see is him/her...

6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of
them...

5. They become ALL you think about...

4. You get high just from their scent...

3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you
think about them...

2. You would do anything for them...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the
whole time.....

Basic stuff

1. Name: holly amanda ducane
2. Nicknames: hooter, dunc on my knee, sycamore tree
3. Birthday: 4th dec
4. Place of Birth: perth
5. Zodiac: sagitarius
6. Sex: female
7. Occupation: grafter lol
8. School: there all a waste of time
9. Town: perth
10. Pets: my hunni alfie ( dog )
11. Lucky Number: 4

My Appearance

12. Hair Color: blonde
13. Hair Length: longish
14. Eye color: blue
15. Best Feature: dunno
16. Height: about 5ft 3"
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: no chance
19. Piercing: belly button and ears
20. Tattoos: two on my back , 3 on my front , one on wrist
21. Righty or Lefty: righty


My 'Firsts'

22. First best friend: toni smith
23. First Award: dont remember
24. First Sport You Joined: kick boxing
25. First love: First pet.....spike
26. First Football match: saints but cant mind who they were playin
27. First Rugby Match: scotland v new zealand
28. First Concert: blzin squad ( stop laughin)


Favorites

29. Movie: the business, human traffic , anythin wiv danny dyer
30. TV Show: hollyoaks
31. Colors: red, pink and purple
32. Album: dunno
33. Band: dunno
34. Song: too many to choose
35. Drink: malibu nd coke
36. Sweets: none i dnt eat that shit
37. Sports to Play: are you havin a laugh?
38. Restaurant: taza or ciao roma
39. Footie Team: celtic
40. Rugby Team: scotland
41. College: perth i suppose
42. Shop: original shoe , river island
43. Book: dunno
44. Magazine: more
45. Shoes: stilletos


Currently

46. Feeling: shit ( got the cold )
47. Single or Taken: taken!
48. Looking at: laptop
49. Eating: nothin
50. Drinking: cherry tango
51. Typing: this obviously
52. Online: yep
53. Listening To: the telly
54. Thinking About: this question
55. Wanting: a big hug cos i feel like shit
56. Watching: a place in the sun ( lol)
57. Wearing: pajamas and louises gap hoodie

Future

58. Want Kids?: not so sure about that
59. Want to be Married: yeah
60. Careers in Mind: Mental health nurse
61. Where do you want to live?: anywhere but this shithole

Which is Better With The Opposite Sex?

62. Smart or Stupid: in the middle
63. Hair color: any
64. Hair length: short
65. Eye color: any
66. Size: big nd muscly
67. Cute or sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: both
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: tall these days
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Emo or Girly: neither
74. Sensitive or Loud: in the middle
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. tits or ass: well id b worried if he had tits so ass
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: in between

Have I ever?

78. Kissed a Stranger: nah
79. Had Alcohol: erm....
80. Smoked: yup
81. Ran Away From Home: nope
82. Broken a bone: wrist
83. Got an X-ray: yeah
84. Been fined: nope
85. Broken Someone's Heart: hope not
86. Broke Up With Someone: yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: yer
88. Cried At School: dont think so

Do I Believe In?

89. God: no
90. miracles: yeah
91. Love At First sight: yeah
92. Ghosts: yup
93. Aliens: nah
94. Soul Mates: yup
95. Heaven: nah
96. Hell: nah (hope not )
97. Conspiracies: not really
98. Kissing on The First Date: yeah
99. Horoscopes: yer
100. Money or love: love