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Jayce

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  • Male, 23, Luv 221
  • I am Single
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  • Member since: October 2006
  • Last active: 1/18/13
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About Me

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If you turn around & tell me "Go to Hell!" I'll say "I know that place too well"
The Other Half Of Me
White Chocolate Bear

White Chocolate Bear

He's my hetero life mate. Porch Monkey's 4 life

Music
Mötley Crüe, Lady Gaga & Katy Perry (Those bitches are hot) Def Leppard. Poison. Alice Cooper.
Download "The Emo Song" fucking funny haha Fuckin emo's
Films
Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Dark Knight, Transformers, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Good Luck Chuck, Superbad, Knocked Up, The Simpsons Movie, BASEketball, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Smokin' Aces, Blades of Glory, Happy Feet (Mumbles is cooooool), Clerks, Clerks 2, Waiting..., Van Wilder: Party Liaison, Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Just Friends, Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny, FINAL DESTINATION 1, 2, & 3, Benchwarmers, Rush Hour 3, Borat Cultural learning of America for make benefit glorius nation of Kazakhstan, any other movie with Ryan Reynolds. And alot more...
Fave T.V shows
Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, My Name is Earl, Ralph TV, Family Guy, Rove, Thank God You're Here, The Loop, Heroes etc etc
Random stuff & quotes
"Jesus Christ! Did you see that Unicorn? Its horn was so shiny." - Neil Patrick Harris - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
"I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes?" - Koonu - Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
"Why so Serious?"
"I've learned in life that if you chase something for long enough, pretty soon it will start chasing you." - Tommy Lee - Mötley Crüe - (Wonder if that's true???) "Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere."
"You can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down."
"Only a Koala eats roots & leaves."
"People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."
<RALPH TV STUFF>
"A scooner a day keeps the missus away"
"If it smells like mexican... it's probably a taco"
"The ginger kids are not target practice"
"Tuckin' it between your legs doesn't make you a Transformer"
"Only camels hump, spit & run.... I think"
The Bro Code
In the 18th Century, The Great Barnabus Stinson wrote The Bro Code when Benjamin Franklin and George Washington were too busy to write it themselves. The Bro Code is a living document - manifest in its 83 amendments - and as such is not yet publicly available in an unabridged volume. The original document is housed in a non-disclosed location, two stories beneath sea level in a vacuum-sealed bullet-proof chamber.
Re-printed here is a sampling of some of her articles. Learn. Live. Enjoy. Article 26
"A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight." Article 62
“In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo shall determine the outcome.” Article 67 “Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool."

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My result is: Downright Evil

You strike fear into the hearts of many, spreading mayhem and corruption wherever you go. Termites writhe in your soul, and people have sworn they’ve seen your eyes glow red from time to time. You always strive to do what’s wrong, and seek to do to others what you would not do unto yourself. Is there any hope for you? We don’t see any.
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Wild Alcoholic

You alway consume the most beer at the party. You party to drink, and you drink to party. While we are all impressed by your drinking abilities, some of us are worried that you'll need an intervention if you are going to quit the habit. At the end of the night, we will find you passed out on a sofa, mumbling, and smelling of cheap whiskey.
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  • The Animal In Me - Mötley Crüe **My current fave song from Saints of Los Angeles**

    It feels like thunder
    When you're slowly digging in
    It kind of makes me wonder
    About the lovers that have been

    Lying in my bed with their hands tied up
    I knew it all along that it wasn't enough

    Cause when I got a taste of you
    I found something to sink my teeth into

    It's a hurt that never heals
    It's the deepest cut you feel
    It's the thing in you that feeds
    The animal in me

    It's the darker side of lust
    It's the other side of us
    It's the thing in you that feeds
    The animal in me

    The animal in me

    I want to be your last breath
    Before you suffocate
    A kiss you can't forget
    Like a wedding on a rainy day

    The chills keep shooting down the back of my neck
    Like a freight train pounding in the pit of my chest

    Cause when I got a taste of you
    I found something to sink my teeth into

    It's a hurt that never heals
    It's the deepest cut you feel
    It's the thing in you that feeds
    The animal in me

    It's the darker side of lust
    It's the other side of us
    It's the thing in you that feeds
    The animal in me

    Solo

    It's a hurt that never heals
    It's the deepest cut you feel
    It's the thing in you that feeds
    The animal in me

    It's a hurt that never heals
    It's the deepest cut you feel
    It's the thing in you that feeds
    The animal in me

    It's the darker side of lust
    It's the other side of us
    It's the thing in you that feeds
    The animal in me

    The animal in me

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  • White Trash Circus - Mötley Crüe

    I opened up the bottle and fell out of bed
    I couldn't find the floor until it hit me in the head
    I did a little powder off the bathroom sink
    It's been about a month and something's starting to stink
    Me and the band we are starting to fight
    Cuz if we don't get along it just wouldn't feel right

    We're the White Trash Circus... Don't give a damn
    We'll steal your girl whenever we can
    We're the drunken gods of the living dead
    We're the voice, we're the voice
    We're the voice in your head
    We're the trash, we're the trash
    We're the trash in your bed

    Been livin' on the road about a year and a half
    If we go another mile we're gonna kick each other's ass
    Someone's gonna quit or someone's gonna die
    And we don't give a shit because we're busy getting high
    Another lawsuit and another arrest
    Wouldn't change a thing because we love it to death

    We're the White Trash Circus... Don't give a damn
    We'll steal your girl whenever we can
    We're the drunken gods of the living dead
    We're the voice, we're the voice
    We're the voice in your head
    We're the trash, we're the trash
    We're the trash in your bed

    We're the son's of the Devil, we're the blood on the stage
    You can love us you can hate us but will never go away...

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  • You're Invited (But your friend can't come) - Vince Neil

    Little woman got that look in her eyes
    Want to cut me down to size
    Show me what you're gonna do
    It's true

    Who's that gorilla standin' by your side
    Oh, no, it must be your ride
    You wouldn't be with such a fool
    Or your mama too

    There's something over here I want you to see
    There's a party but it isn't for three
    Get something straight between you and me
    Because...

    Whoa, no, you're invited but your friend can't come
    Whoa, no, no, come on baby gonna have some fun...wow

    Heartbreaker yeah you came for the show
    But little did you know
    You'd end up in the spotlight
    Well alright

    Come on baby won't you show me what you got
    Ready or not...one, two, here we go
    Oh, no...

    Nobody's watchin' now it's time to decide
    Shake the monkey, mama, don't be shy
    Come on honey time to take a little ride
    Because...

    Whoa, no, you're invited but your friend can't come
    Whoa, no, no, come on baby gonna have some fun...
    Whoa no, you're invited but your friend can't come
    (said your friend can't come)
    Whoa, no, no, C'mon baby gonna have some fun

    Rock the night like a hurricane
    Make me sweat like the drivin' rain
    Pour it on till I can't get no reaction

    It's gonna be your night tonight
    I'm gonna make you feel alright
    Scream and shout, I need it now
    Now! Now! Now, now, now, now!

    I'm making plans for the rest of the night
    So tell your guard dog that he'd better not bite
    My dogs are bigger and they're ready to fight
    So come on, come on, come on, give it up tonight!

    Whoa, no, you're invited but your friend can't come
    Whoa, no, no, come on baby gonna have some fun
    Whoa, no, you're invited but your friend can't come
    (said your friend can't come)
    Whoa, no, come on babe, we're gonna have some fun, yeah
    We're gonna have some fun
    We're gonna have some fun
    We're gonna have some fun, baby
    Oh, but she can't come

    0 Comments 269 weeks

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You are Bumblebee

Bumblebee! Stop lubricating the man! Permission to speak, sir? I wish to stay with the boy.

Bumblebee was one of the Autobots on the Ark when it crashed into Earth and was involved in many battles, and also served as a useful Autobot spy. In Transformers, he is Sam Witwicky's first car, a Classic Camaro. Bumblebee's function is espionage and reconnaissance missions. He is the "little brother" in the Autobot family, acting as the scout who makes his way boldly into dangerous missions.

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My result is: Chaff

Ur drink till u pass out... and leave other people to push u home. Ur the guy throwing up in the toliet, potplant, or sumones handbag. No doubt in the near future u will go crazy from 2 much xbox, and go on a gunrampage. Or one of your close friends will kill u in your sleep.
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My result is: Kenny

You are poor and are very worldly. Many people turn to you when they are unsure about unfamiliar sexual terms they have heard. You like porn and have a perverted side. You are unlucky, get hurt allot and have many near death experiences.
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Which ancient egypt god or goddess are you?

Amun

Man with a ram-head A ram Man wearing an ostrich plumed hat

Amun was one of the most powerful gods in ancient Egypt.At the height of Egyptian civilisation he was called the 'King of the Gods'.Amun was important throughout the history of ancient Egypt. However, when Amun was combined with the sun god Ra he was even more powerful.He was then called Amun-Ra.A large and important temple was built at Thebes to honour Amun.IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE STRONG LEADER AND YOU ARE GREAT ON WHAT YOU DO.

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  • Hopeness.Luff Much
    luv Hopeness.Luff Much

    lol i dooont think i have the energy for a bebo convo right now lol. but im good thank you :) dan says 'lol' you have a good night bub much love xxx

    1/18/09
  • luv Amanda M

    lol nah i would have survived haha a bus?? i hate them things. yes i am weird but you are too:)

    1/17/09
  • luv Amanda M

    nothing is planned at all lol i was smoking the green hahah she wouldnt take me cause i was stoned hahaah yeah how dare you say im weird

    1/17/09
  • Amanda M

    yeah yeah im great ahhahaha its cold here for me,then again im hot in winter :L i wanted to go to the beach today but my sister wouldnt let me i only wanted to go cause i was smoking hhahahhaha lol

    1/16/09
  • Hopeness.Luff Much
    Hopeness.Luff Much

    yea shes fat and cute and obnoxious and keeps knocking stuff off my desk lol

    1/15/09
  • Hopeness.Luff Much
    Hopeness.Luff Much

    **depressed face** lol siiiigh stupid cat has her leg on the keyboard.

    1/15/09
  • Hopeness.Luff Much
    Hopeness.Luff Much

    not much,msning to my kiah and dan. and now jam lol wow this is effectively NOT doing my assignment lol

    1/15/09
  • Hopeness.Luff Much
    Hopeness.Luff Much

    lol, that took me so long to get, but now its gotten and it makes me lol (the elting thing) lol what are you dooing?

    1/15/09
  • Hopeness.Luff Much
    luv Hopeness.Luff Much

    thanks for the love, have some in return. u should go on msn. i havents beenup to much, chillin, illin lol

    1/15/09
  • Amanda M

    hey how are you yeah its cold here hahaah i havent been to the beach in ages hahahaha

    1/14/09
  • Amanda M

    nothing too much lol the same old same old nothing else to do up here but chill nah i seen two of there movies hahaha but still enough times to get a person addicted how was coffs? and were is tamworth :L

    12/2/08
  • Amanda M

    yeah man hahah "i am the "clit" commander" cough whats been going on

    12/1/08
  • Amanda M

    hey

    12/1/08 via Mobile
  • Hopeness.Luff Much
    Hopeness.Luff Much

    its ok, u wouldnt understand lol i should have known lol

    11/17/08
  • Hopeness.Luff Much
    luv Hopeness.Luff Much

    i feel so loved im in ur mates thing, although it as a 'pretty close too' which is kinda lame but thats ok lol your face is kinda close...ouch, i can feel how cut u are lol also u forgot to remind me yesterday you should no im silly and forget things lol but here i am and im on your bebo so there you go celebrate my presence lol you have fun now xxx

    11/16/08
  • Holly Smith
    Holly Smith

    Im alright. I'm sorry that i didn't. But you left me first!!!!!! It's boring because i dont have any money to do anything yet. :( Nah i haven't but Brisbane isnt that big lol wb xx

    11/5/08
  • Holly Smith
    Holly Smith

    Hey Jayce! how are you? I thought you knew ages ago?? It's okay. Still sorta boring at the moment but yeah I miss you too Jayce wb xxx

    11/2/08
  • Miss Ashlee Simone
    luv Miss Ashlee Simone

    Hello friend, yer having tlkd in a while :( umm not much is going on, u already kno i hav a boyfriend (flea told me). He's awesomeness!!!! Name is Matthew nd omg he love scrubs!!!!!!!!!! which makes him even cooler lol...its actually his birthday 2day, just got home from his house. He's old now!!!lol.. just turned 20. Well i'm off 2 watch Carl Baron coz he is da bomb diggaty! Love u Miss u Lovew ash xoxo

    10/19/08