We all go through training for
Many months and even years
We stick it through basic
With the torment still ringing in our ears.

Were sent to distant lands to fight a war unknown
Yet them we are fighting are often trained at home
We live in a country said to be free
Yet it breeds a form of Islam that wants to kill me.

They live within our mists maybe even next door
Yet our government lets them in saying we need more.
They live in our country eat from our lands
Yet hate what we live for and the way we stand.

I'm supposed to fight for my country for queen and for land
Yet the land we are protecting breeds more fundamentalist hands.
We fight in the morning in the afternoon and the night
Shooting to kill we must keep up this fight.

When the battle is over the war not yet won
2 minutes to reflect the devastation just done
We don't fight for our country our queen or our land
We don't fight for the government who live underground

We don't fight for wives safe overseas
Nor do we fight for our mothers, fathers in another country
We fight for each other the men on ground
So people back home can argue away from the sound.

We see the battle, the devastation first hand
Yet instead of support, no heroes welcome, no flags in the ground
We come home to arguments protestors of war
Yet early next year we go back for more.

So people at home hear this soldier's call
If it wasn't for us you would have no country at all
We have fought under this flag for hundreds of years
And if we would have stopped you'd have no future peers

BY MARK .f. WRITTEN 05/04/07

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Cadbury Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!don't read
It takes less than a minute
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758 ..
If you haven't, add 1757.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how! Many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, IT IS!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND


STUFF TO DO IN AN ELAVATOR
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.

9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"

10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

11. Swat at flies, which don't exist.

12. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

13. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

14. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

15. Stare at another pAs senger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

16. Pretend you have a talking finger, and use it to communicate with other pas sengers.

17. Stare manically and grin at another pas senger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."


30 ways to annoy ur parents
1. Follow them around the house everywhere
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Run into walls
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "Im a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people
13. At everything they say yell, "Liar"
14. Try to swim in the floor
15. Tap on their door all night
16. Pretend to have amnesia
17. Say everything backwards
18. Give yourself a swirly
19. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"
20. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear
21. Have nervous s

Now, this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!!!!

All of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out!NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite gender

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!

6. Finally, make a wish.


And now the key for the game.....

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...put this on ur syt within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true