haha,do it its gas!!!!
FIND THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME...
A- I ATE..
B- I LICKED..
C- I SAT ON..
D- I PEED ON..
E- I HUMPED..
F- I CHASED..
G- I TACKLED..
H- I SHAT ON..
I- I STALKED..
J- I RAW AWAY WITH..
K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M- I WANKED OVER..
N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O- I PUNCHED..
P- I BIT..
Q- I SCREAMED AT..
R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T- I TIED UP..
U- I HAD 69 WITH..
V- I SUCKED..
W- I POKED..
X- I SLEPT WITH..
Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR MIDDLE NAME...

A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- MY PLUMBER..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- MY FINGERS..
J- A RABBIT..
K- A LEMMING..
L- AN APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- MY EX..
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

RED- IN A TAXI..
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY- UNDER A COW..
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!
BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!

LEAVE A COMMENT N SAY WAT U GOT!!!

Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.


>Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

>Tesco Condoms - every little helps

>Nike Condoms - Just do it

>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

>KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

>Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

>Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

>Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

>Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

>Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

>Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

>Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

>Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard
> >>work

>Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

>Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

>Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

>Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

>Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

>Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

>Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

>Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

>Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

right, here i go on a rant!
Where r all the fit guys on this site? Am i blind? or just picky?
recently single thanks to my big mouth, lol dun wanna go down that road. im not after a full blown relationship just sum eyecandy, summit to help me sleep at nite!!!!
any lads readin this dun b shy to message me ( only if hot tho)
yes i am shallow, but a girl needs these things, lol
ta thea X x X