Even if you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

You're a 90's kid if:...

..You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

..If you remember...

..watching Doug and Ren & Stimpy, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

..when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
..tazos.
..reading "Goosebumps"
..when everyhting was settled by rock paper scissors
..when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
..when we used to obey our parents
..when video hits was actually good.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game
show.



..when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.


..watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the
pranks on "intruders"

..those Where's Wally books.
..eating Warheads.
..Ring Pops.
..when every thing was "da BOMB!"
..walkmans
..Bewitched, Jump 5, S-Club 7, and that whole period with the
boy bands and pop divas.
..exactly where you were and what you were doing the first time
you saw a Britney Spears or N'SYNC video.

Or If..

~You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The
Bell".
~You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it
everywhere. . . Furbies.
~You had a fringe at some point. none of this side fringe crap, a real
fringe
~You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
~You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE
song of ALL time.
~You always wanted to send in a tape to Australiass Funniest Home Videos, but never taped anything funny.

And When..
Windows 98 was the best.

Michael Jordan was a king.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were
meant to be together.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

When Goth (NOT EMO) was crazy cool! Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, the
good bands.

no one had brand pencilcases

You collected those Beanie Babies & Carebears

sesame st was actually good.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You owned a portable tape player.

You know the Macarena and the nutbush by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You had a favourite member from FIVE.


You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

..Before..
..the Internet & text messaging

..iPods

..PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

..Spongebob

Way Back When...

..you got one sheet of homework for the whole week.

..light up sneakers were cool.

..kiss chasey wasnt a band

..you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

..Caller ID was a new thing.

..we recorded stuff on VCRs.

..we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our
walkmans.

..it was all about N64.

..YOU TRADED POKEMON CARDS FOR A LIVING.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

 Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
 Never make eye contact.
 Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
 Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad",
 . Ask people what gender they are.
 Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
 As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
 Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
 Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
 Wear your pants backwards.
 Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
 Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
 Set alarms for random times.
 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
 Drum on every available surface.
 Staple papers in the middle of the page
 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
 Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
 Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
 Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
 Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
 Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with disenfectant.
 Practice making fax and modem noises.
 Name your dog "Dog."
 Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
 Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
 Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
 Leave your indicator on for fifty miles.
 Speak only in a "robot" voice.
 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start"
to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid
is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a
"new & improved" flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the
indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

AND...

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how???)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion:
Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because???)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food
processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(I bet some one got paid big time for this)


On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(what a way to ruin a kids dream guys!)