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- hmm, I'm z, i'm a mixed bag, sometimes loud- sometimes quiet. I like dancing, partying and hanging out with friends
im currently in year 12 grammar, studying hard... woo! yeah its sounds sad i know
looking forward to getting out next year and making some fireworks
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gained in translation
Well as you know the next Olympics is going to be in Beijing...
and china's really excited about this, but they're really paranoid about what the rest of the world thinks about them on account of being a communist country... so they have come up with a cool plan to impress the rest of the world
Some of the things they are trying to do like it has stopped vettoing the UN decision to let peacekeeping forces into the UN to stop the genocide, it has introduced politeness police to up the levels of respect among the common people, it has force everyone in Beijing to learn English (did you know China's fast becoming the largest english speaking country??), it has set out to teach/remind the chinese people of ethics and etiquette (a book has been distributed to teach these things)
and many more
but it has sent out people to remove all inappropiate signs... which I think is absolute appalling, what are people going to take photos of now?
Here are the types of signage that we will never be able to see again
In a Bangkok temple:
“IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.”
Cocktail lounge , Norway :
“LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.”
Doctor’s office, Rome :
“SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
“DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
“CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE
MANAGER.”
On an Athi River highway (the main road to Mombasa ):
“TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.”
On a poster at Kencom:
“ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.”
In a City restaurant:
“OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.”
A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
“DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.”
In a cemetery:
“PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN
GRAVES .”
Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
“GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN
BED.”
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
“OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.”
In a Tokyo bar:
“SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.”
Hotel , Yugoslavia :
“THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.”
Hotel , Japan :
“YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.”
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
“YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET
COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.”
A sign posted in Germany ’s Black Forest :
“IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF
DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT
UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.”
Hotel, Zurich :
“BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN
THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.”
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :
“WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?”
The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong :
“GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.”
In a Swiss mountain inn:
“SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM.”
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
“WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.”
A laundry in Rome :
“LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.”
its a great loss, a great loss indeed...
what will people take photos of now?? the great wall??!! whatever0 Comments 309 weeks
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why do we bother
okay looking for something random, look no further...
My two brothers are planning a massive trip to America at the end of this year. It'll be the first big massive trip away from home overseas without family- SO YAY FOR THEM... but I was talking with my sister about it and she said the funniest thing.
it went something like
"... why are they going to America.... I mean they're just going to come back..."
and honestly I couldn't stop laughing, I don't know it seemed like such a stupid question, though as someone who doesn't really like travelling I guess it was a fair point.
I then replied... "ahh, you're sort of misssing the whole point of travelling"
she looked at me funny before I added
"that's like saying, why bother living you're just going to die" before she got what I was saying, that the experience of going to another country was and seeing these amazing things was what travel was. She got it but was soon like
"when I'm going to America, I won't be coming back"
Which to many might sound like a "i hate Australia... and everyone in it," but you have to know my sister better to really understand what it was saying, but I won't go into it here.
Well later on that week my brother got a call from an ex-girlfriend, after the call he was like
"God, I really need to get out of this country and meet some new people"
My first thought was, God I hope when some guy breaks up with me, I'll haunt him soo much that he'll feel that his very country just can't hold him anymore... (did I tell you I'm a very nice person?), and was amazed that this girl who was a pathetic piece of trash had this power.
Can anyone tell me since when this country become such a place to escape from? I do admire this ex-girlfriends power, (really I'm actually a bit jealous). However what I mean is that I frequently curse my school, my friendship groups, my god damn family, this crazy small city/town that is Canberra- but I have never felt that my problems were so big that the only way to escape would be to leave the country.
Don't get me wrong, I do believe I founded the whole "if you run away, and never see the problem ever again, you won't have to deal with the problem", which contrary to popular belief; does actually do the job. Many a day have I run away from my problems and to GREAT success. Ask any guy who liked me 5 years ago and you'll find that everyone thinks I'm a nice girl because I never actually said no, I just never spoke to that person ever again.
Clever huh, I bet you wished you had that niceness reputation don't you...
But anyway, I'm just amazed at how some person's actions can seem to encompass the entire world and how we look at it. One person can do that, and for one tiny mini second of my life I feel sorry for my ex's if they've ever felt that way about me. At the same time I want to do that to someone who felt that I filled their entire world that if we ever broke up, I'd feel so screwed up that I felt the only way to escape would be to leave the country. What an amazing person that would be.
So I pose a random question, do you have a person who does that? Someone who turns you upside down and inside out and who screws you royally over? Someone who if something happened between you two you'd feel the only way to escape their power would be to leave the country?
Because I guess these are the people who are the reason that we don't just die... we live.
...
and
sucks to be you
and by the way, a little tip- don't get screwed over... cos if you do You'll probably have to leave the country... and Australia's a pretty cool place.
yeah
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the first interview
I hate first dates (interviews), they're all the same. Only interesting if one of the parties does not want to be there- that adds some spice to the situation, but in any other case its the same boring crap over and over and over again.
One thing good about it is the flirting factor, I must admit I do like to flirt- keeps things sparkling but after last night... I think if I have to explain my family again I'll seriously have to scream, like a girl too. Sometimes I feel like making up a new family so I can talk about it more easily- the family relationships are just to screwed up to sum up in a one paragraph answer and I hate doing it.
Maybe I'm just cynical, but I have a right to be- I was bored, I wanted to go home and play with the cats. I actually organised what I was going to play with with the cats the conversation was that painful. He started out soo funny too, meh pity.
If only stupid people didn't annoy me such, but alas they do. There are just soo many stupid people out there it truly is amazing, a real eyeopener. I hate it when people ask you to explain your words, like 'obsessive complusive' ... i always thought it was pretty self explanatory but as we all know stupidity does not discriminate against race, rich, poor, colour, or religion its out there EVERYWHERE
watch out peoples, you'll never know what you'll have to explain next...
peace out
z xxxxxxxxx
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i know, it's so wierd not having a hundred tests next week! but i just realised that my piano exam is on sunday, and i am majorly stuffed - so no, no partying alas i'm gonna deffer for next year and hang around for half a year getting some money, then go to europe! yayayayaay! what about you??
thats the problem..i never do anything bout my hw or assesments or tests like i never study or anything and then i like freak out when it comes to the real thing all my assignemnts are done basically ALWAYS the night before
i dont wanna go to year 11...
oooohhh where are you going? hahah dfont have to worry about not drinking
dont get to drunk... and dont get raped.. yeah word of advice..lol xx
arg, i'm totally stuffed for all my tests too, i'm just soooo over school, i really can't be bothered to actually study. oh well, there goes my uai! you doing anything fun on the weekend? (apart from the thrill that is studying??) arg, ciao!
gardasil..no we get them next year the injection order went something like people who get it: yr 7, 8, 10, 11, 12 and then poor little yr 9ers get it next year:| haha YAY fun diseases.. how awesome.. if its possible dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i failed my science test..literally and and i have a maths test..WAH!!!!!!!!!! *cries* yeah well you thought right coz im not doing work although i need to.. tut tut shae.. yea i like to talk bout myself in 3rd person shae is cool xx
i have to get 2 injectionss...
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *burst out crying* but yeah then again im taking the combined one of typhoid and hep a ARGH PAINFUL!
hahah fiji! yum!.. or not, that sounds like fun
just for a holiday??? DO SOME WORK missy! be a nice good girl
xx
i love unwell! i always sing along to it - it is the bomb. as was zach! omg, he so should have won! he was adorable your gay, i'm gay - we're all happy/gay
ciao!
aw, man that sucks. if it was a really random book you could just make up how gothic it is - but i'm guessing your teacher has probably read jane eyre. yeah, the next few weeks are going to be hell - so much frigging stuff happening! argh *also rips out hair like crazy lady*
yup yup borneo
haha um backpacking expedition..:S and um yeah we travel to a small community and likes build were building them a shelter thingy.. and we get to play with the kids
and give them presents
haha its gonna be awesomely awesome hehe oooh and we get to go snorkelling and see orangatangss
they have top 10 reefs in the world
YAY! YAY 4 SHAE! lol xx
man i cant top that off.. just to much.. no not necessary zi.. just.. no no yep yep im just a lil sweetie
hahahahaha sure... BAD ZI! going to rebel parties your to young to have sex zi! stop it! atleast re assure me with the fact that your noy.. or random DO..yes DO I SAY.. wear a condom.. go on Zi tell me. SAY IT!! lol bahahahha thats actually a funny story.. coz it didnt happen to me
dude ACT police are like slack haha what happened to the guys??? oh i cant be stuffed to wast 496 5 4 0 8 6...2 Grrr.... well yeah you get it characters
so yea... xx
mmm that doesn't sound too up-beat! good back up plan! incredibly active! your system sounds pretty different, here it's nice straight forward grades. ergh back to school in 2 days, not fun. however... there are extreme sales to be shopped... YEAH!
see you soon xxxxxxx