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- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
- Me, Myself, and I
- Okey Dokey.
My names Brett Boucher.
Im still 17, unfortunately.
I live in Darwin, NT, Australia.
Still at home for now.
Have an amazing girlfriend Shannon,
whom i love IMMENSELY!!
My wheels: Betty, 1990 BMW 318i e30. <3
And Linda, my laptop <3
Have plenty of great mates who mean everything to me.
I play Rugby league,
and i represent my state often.
My Cat and Dog are retarded,
like the rest of the family.
I'm a fairly cruisy bloke.
Always good for a laugh.
If u bump into me, say gday, i wont bite.
Just dont cross my friends or family,
because they mean the world to me.
- The Other Half Of Me
Bro-mance at its finest! <3
- I was meant to tread the water,
But now I've gotten in too deep.
For every piece of me that wants you,
Another piece backs away.
You give me something,
That makes me scared alright,
This could be nothing,
But I'm willing to give it a try.
Please give me something,
Because someday I might know my heart.
You only waited up for hours
Just to spend a little time alone with me,
And I can say I've never bought you flowers,
I can't work out what they mean.
I never thought that I'd love someone,
That was someone else's dream.
- I just bloody love him. Never wanna lose him. Best Friend. nothing else need be said. xo
- One of the best friends i've ever had. she's got a vagina but shes my bro. love her to bits and respect her dearly. Best friends forever
- Most exciting roller coaster of life i've ever been on. Can't say it's all been good, but life is about learning, and i've finally learned a very important lesson. i love her. xO
- My best mate for life.
Maddest little white boy you'll ever meet.
Racist prick, with a little dick, but hey... gotta love him
- Mum, Dad and Sister Rechelle.
Love them all of course, Best family a bloke could ask for. Love my awesome mum more than anything and my dad is ok too i guess na hes a good bloke, always there for me when i need him.
My Adopted Family, Prichards, Abbotts. And of course my retarded Animals!! Love them all to death, xoxoxox
- A good friend will be there for u no matter what, and if ur in trouble one of them is usually right there with u. I've come and gone from a few places but i have a great ring of friends i wouldnt trade for the world. Distance may separate us, but nothing will ever break us. You know who u all are, don't make me write a huge list See you all around. Peace
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1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4. Dont cheat by skipping. I didn't.
What does next year have in store for me?
What's my love life like?
What do I say when life gets to hard?
What do you think of on waking up?
the clock (haha)
What song will I dance to at my wedding?
What do you want as a career?
Your favourite saying?
turn the page ??
What do you think of your parents?
we are so last year. ouch haha
What’s your porn star name?
Where would you go on a first date?
Drug of choice?
i slept with someone in fallout boy and all i got was this stupid song named after me. gold
What is the thing I like doing most?
get up. baha, erections reference
The song that best describes my school principal?
What is my state of mind like at the moment?
How will I die?
with you. woo
0 Comments 282 weeks
Dave came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white Robe.
"Who the hell are you?" demanded Dave, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?" The mysterious man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter."
Dave was stunned "You mean I'm dead!?!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family. . . you've got to send me back straight away."
Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can >only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Dave was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.
"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Dave, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode." "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"
"Never!" replies Dave. "Well just relax and let it happen" So he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him . . . Ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting...
"Dave, wake up you drunken bastard, you've shit the bed!"
2 Comments 307 weeks
IF U THINK LIFE IS BAD,
HOW WOULD U LIKE 2 B AN EGG?
YOU ONLY GET LAID ONCE,
YOU ONLY GET EATEN ONCE.
IT TAKES 4 MINS TO GET HARD,
ONLY 2 MINS 2 GET SOFT.
U SHARE UR BOX WITH 12 GUYS,
BUT WORST OF ALL,
THE ONLY CHICK THAT EVER SAT ON UR FACE,WAS UR MOTHER!!
SO CHEER UP, UR LIFE AIN'T THAT BAD!
3 Comments 314 weeks
- Coz it tastes like happy
- coz ur under the influence of 10 generations of cheese eaters
- because its the most random thing u can think of to eat
- becuse u want to be able to say u ate cheese
- because when u paint ur toes to look like talons u can look like an eagle when u pick up mice
- how well do you know the Ninja? 32 Taken