spoken by one of the most ignorant little shits who has ever walked the planet...

* "that must be the shortest dress i have ever seen"
* "you have no curves"
* "you look tired and sweaty" says the guy who looks like a grizzly bear!!!
* "you look sick"
* "he's parilised from the waist down so he must be impotent (laughs)"
* "you have cat eyes"
* "you have spent the year tormenting the building with your screaching"
* "my brother says you look like you're 12"
* "you have a really high pitched voice for such a small person"
* "we have the exact same eyes"
* "they have special needs...so they're retarded"
* "we kissed more than two times"
* "your scarf lovely... it matches your eyes"
* "come over to my apartment and il show you photos of my ball"
* "mark looks well in that photo, my head looks a bit big" isnt it always!
* "lucys hot! mark thinks so too so she has to be."
* " i only hang out with her cause shes really wild, like really crazy...do you know what i mean (in sleezy tone)"
* "they are as dry as a bunch of accountants" you should know, you are one

and last but not least...
* "why dont you ever reply to my texts" god, i dont know, maybe its got something to the quotes on this sheet

this just in: a pervy guy in rafters shines a flash light at peoples asses!!!