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Shane O Keeffe

Drift car nearly fixed!got my surfboard!Back to college!...2 outta 3 isnt bad:D

9/19/08 | me too! | Reply

Shane O Keeffe
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When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.
Me, Myself, and I
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
<<<<<Me on the left,daycint pink hat:D

Whats the story,its about time i changed this so here it is.
Im out in CIT at the mo doin Mechanical Engineering,another 3 years after this but itll all be worth it when im a millionaire.Anyone who knows me knows im well into cars and bikes,pretty much anything that moves.Bought myself a Silvia so i said id get into the drifting this year as i need a bit of competition in my life like and it the best laugh ever.Living in Glounthaune,and if ya dont know where that is,its down by the tunnel,kind of.Boring enough place but you get used to it.Working up in Kartworld in watergrasshill with the biggest gang of nutters ever but its a mad laugh every weekend.Dunno what else to throw up here so gimme all yer love cos in fairness, its a bit of a joke at the moment.
Music
Where do i start, ill listen to pretty much anything as long as its not happy hardcore or Daniel O' Donnell.Love rap and hip hop, Eminem, 50 Cent, Goldie Lookin chain, Snoop Dogg, Masta Ace, Dead Prez, House of Pain, Run DMC, Cypress Hill, The Streets, A bit of Xibit, Nas, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Rob Kelly, Public Enemy, Ludacris, so many.Into some of the Irish, who couldnt love Christy Moore, Damien Dempsey, bit a Richie Kavanagh, Paddy Casey and the Fureys.Loads of other stuff-David Grey, Hoosiers, Guns N Roses, Linkin Park, shit the list goes on and on and on.If its got a good beat, rhythm and/or serious bass then its all good
Films
Ive probably seen more films than i could ever remember but my DVD collection is just a load of scratched cds, Ha, here it goes, Fast and Furious 1+2, Jarhead, 8Mile, Malibu"s Most Wanted, Girl Next Door, Dukes of Hazzard, Trainspotting, Human Traffic, 28 Days Later, Hostel, Football Factory, Into the Blue, Waiting, Jay and Silent Bob, Football Factory, Green Street, Get Rich or Die Tryin, Rescue Dawn, The Guardian, The Long Weekend, All the American Pies bar Band Camp(shite), Don"t Be a Menace to south Central while drinkin your juice in the Hood, Initial D, Inside Man, Boys in the Hood, Transformers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, City Of God, Deja Vu, Inside Man, All the Bourne Films, Family Guy, Southpark Movie, Simpsons Movie, Casino Royale, Superbad, Balls of Fury, Taladega Nights, Blades of Glory, Crackheads gone Wild(really a film), Anything with a load of cursing or cars, Snatch, Lock Stock and id say the ultimate is Pulp Fiction
Sports
Any Motor Sport Really, Rallying , Drifting, MotoGP, MotoX, A1GP, b
 it of F1, like watching boxing, UFC, snowboarding, skate
 boarding, BMXing, anything on Extreme sports really.PRO EVO, Man U for soccer back in the old days, Darts, surfing whatever really as long as its not cricket, the odd bit of GAA aswell i suppose.
Happiest When
Sometimes people ask me what I think of the ongoing war on terror. Sometimes people ask me how things will go in the upcoming general election. Sometimes people ask me to cop on. And I always answer with the same thing:

It's just a bit of fun for your lunchtime. Nothing too serious.
Quote of the Century
FUNNIEST SHIT I"VE HEARD IN AGES:
QUOTE~THOMAS O SULLIVAN
no fucking way im staying with that loser/loner/freak on my own. do you know that noone has ever seen him outside, some claim to have. one claimee said this "it was like seeing a dead person with the head of an albino donkey and the body of a transvestite beaver, kind of ghost like with a fetish for messes"
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    • The best little Johnny joke to date!!


      Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

      When mother and new baby came home from the hospital,

      Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.



      Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with

      him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much

      mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would

      get the smacking of his life when they came back home.



      Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.



      When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'The mother said,

      'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little

      hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'

      'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'



      'That's great', said Little Johnnie, 'coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses'.
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      But pilots are not the most technical bunch, here's a few funny entries;

      P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
      S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

      P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
      S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

      P: Something loose in cockpit.
      S: Something tightened in cockpit.

      P: Dead bugs on windshield.
      S: Live bugs on back-order.

      P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
      S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

      P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
      S: Evidence removed.

      P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
      S: DME volume set to more believable level.

      P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
      S: That's what they're for.

      P: IFF inoperative.
      S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.


      P: Suspected crack in windshield.
      S: Suspect you're right.


      P: Number 3 engine missing.
      S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.


      P: Target radar hums.
      S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.


      P: Mouse in cockpit.
      S: Cat installed.

      P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
      S: Took hammer away from midget.


      P: Aircraft handles funny.
      S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

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    • What Makes 100%?

      What Makes 100%?

      What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

      Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

      We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

      How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

      Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

      If:
      A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

      is represented as:
      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

      Then:

      H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
      8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

      and

      K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
      11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

      But,

      A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
      1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

      And,

      B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
      2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

      AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

      A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
      1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

      So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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    • sorry
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      im really sorry ....but look i cleaned it....good as new...i even went to the trouble of putting that interior youve always wanted!!!!

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    • Reincarnation 18th aug at the cruiscin lan
      south douglas street Cork 8 till 2

      Dj GREG DOWNEY! (goodgreef)www.bebo.com/gregdowney
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    • Wan Waterman

      whats up with the lack of surfin.

      6/24/09
    • Colm O'Callaghan
      Colm O'Callaghan

      is it true that u are taking over from the prince howley as g side batties vice president and answerable only to sex crimes??

      4/10/09
    • Steve Maher
      Steve Maher

      wats up kid!! Is ur car ready 4 some punisment nxt week??

      3/30/09
    • luv Christina

      PARIS

      2/25/09
    • Annabelle
      luv Annabelle

      hey hey!..just checkin to see youre still alive n well!x x

      1/27/09
    • Ian.C
      Ian.C

      you would want to have words in Mr. daves ear lol tell him you not happy you get your free stuff yet !!!

      1/15/09
    • Ian.C
      Ian.C

      did you get your one bolt yet ?????

      12/28/08
    • luv Christina

      SPAIN!!!!!!!

      11/16/08
    • Marilyn
      luv Marilyn

      mmmmm hi shane was just wondering why do i have a picture of u in my night robe hahhahahahha shhhhhhh dont tell chrissy she is just a silly ginger its all good :L :L :L :L :L :L

      10/20/08
    • luv Christina

      whats that purple and green thing called again!!! you know you have all the video's for those lonely nights???? aw yes BARNEY!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D

      9/25/08
    • Steve Maher
      Steve Maher

      wats the story?? she is bein shipped on 26th dis month so end of nxt month all goin well!!!

      9/19/08
    • Shane C
      Shane C

      what turbo you go for in the end so? normal t25 or?? you head to japfest at all?

      9/10/08
    • Shane C
      Shane C

      alrite man..what were ya doing over my way the otherday? hows the 13 going? get the turbo sorted yet? you head to japfest?

      9/8/08
    • Steve Maher
      Steve Maher

      dont play dumb,my slow down driftin sign!! admit it

      8/30/08
    • Steve Maher
      Steve Maher

      happenin?? wats wit stealinme sign

      8/29/08
    • Colm O'Callaghan
      Colm O'Callaghan

      alright beener!! are u going to kilkenny at the weeken wit the other members of the gside batties???

      8/28/08
    • Bowlzy
      Bowlzy

      weather is great where i am man, this day 5 months time, ill b in south america muhahahahahaha. whats the crack, ye have a good night the other night in kinsale

      8/16/08
    • Terri Roche
      Terri Roche

      chang! watz the story rory!! when am i going to meet this hot chic of yours!!! so jelous!!!! how did wimb go!! love the new hoody!!

      8/14/08