Where ever they go we`ll follow our team,
For we are the Chelsea and we are supreme,
We'll never be mastered by no northern bastards,
And we'll keep the blue flag flying high,
Flying high, up in the sky,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Wemb(er)ley
We'll keep the blue flag flying high



Carefree, wherever we may be
We are the famous CFC
And we don't give a fuck
Whoever you may be
'Cos we are the famous CFC

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name
Here at the Bridge whether rain or fine
We can shine all the time
Home or away, come and see us play
You're welcome any day
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone.

You are my Chelsea, my only Chelsea
You make me happy when skies are grey
I never noticed how much I loved you
Until you've taken my Chelsea away
La, la, la, la, la...

Who's that team they call the Chelsea
Who's that team we all adore
We're the boys in blue and white and we fight with all our might
And we're out to show the world the way to score
Bring on Tottenham or The Arsenal
Bring on Scousers by the score
Barcelona, Real Madrid, Tottenham are a load of y***
And we're out to show the world the way to score

And it's super Chelsea
super Chelsea f.c.
We're by far the greatest team...
the world has ever seen

"You came all this way and lost."
(against Manchester United)

My old man said be a Chelsea fan
And don't dilly-dally on the way
We'll take the Tottenham in half a minute
We'll take the North Bank and all that's in it
With hatchets and hammers
Carving knifes and spanners
We'll show those West Ham bastards how to fight
If you can't take the North bank in half a minute
You can't be a Chelsea fan

My old man said be a Tottenham fan
I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt
We'll take the North stand in half a minute
We'll take the South End and all that's in it
With hatchets and hammers
Carving knives and spanners
We'll show them Tottenham bastards what to do
You'll be dead in a minute, if your hearts not in it
And you're not wearing the blue

Debt free, wherever you may be
We're gonna buy everyone we see
Cos we don't give a fuck about the transfer fee
Cos we are the wealthy CFC!

HELLO! HELLO! We are the Chelsea boys
HELLO! HELLO! We are the Chelsea boys
And if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you'll die
We all follow the Chelsea

We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds, Leeds and Leeds
We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
We all fucking hate Leeds

We are the famous, the famous Chelsea!
We are the famous, the famous Chelsea!

In your Liverpool slums
You search through the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think its a treat
In your Liverpool slums, in your Liverpool slums
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
You can't get a job cos your so fucking thick
In your Liverpool slums, in your Liverpool slums
There's piss on the pavement and shit on the path
you finger your grandma and think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums, in your Liverpool slums

We're the best behaved supporters in the land
We're the best behaved supporters in the land
We're the best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters
Best behaved supporters in the land WHEN WE WIN!
We're a right bunch of bastards when we lose
We're a right bunch of bastards when we lose
We're a right bunch of bastards, right bunch of bastards
Right bunch of bastards when we lose

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class:
'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, f**k me!! A talking pig!'



The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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My telephone =

My freak = Jackie

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My Handsome Person=

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My lamp =

My freddo frog =

My Bestest Mate =

My llama =

My Retarted Mate =

My Guardian Devil=

My Guardian Angel =

My Granny =

My Grandpa = Blood

My Kung Fu Fighter =

My Idol =

My Slave =

My Drinkin" friend =

My shoe =

My Stalker =

My Diva =

My Emo or Goth =

My Fairy God mother =

My Fairy God Father =

My Chatterbox =

My Teddy =

My Rocker = Milfrey

My Drama Queen =

My Bimbo =

My Dancer =

My Body guard =

My Gangsta =

My Partner In Crime = Hindley

My Bitch =

My Mental Patient = Crawf

My Random Person =

My Party Animal =

My loserr=

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