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Farrell-Lance Swain

i'm posting up my books www.bebo.com/amulets and www.bebo.com/second-souls second one isn't as far, only 7 or so chapters...

10/1/08 | me too! | Reply

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i'm feeling trapped inside what i'm making at this point...
Me, Myself, and I
i'll be at all honesty now.
i'm feeling trapped and i'm also at my whit's end with trying to find what it is i'm missing and these words i've written in my room only torment my thoughts and images only feel like they are not there yet and all i think is "i see it but can't find it yet" my mind is trying to race what is not there and i only hope i'm not becoming insane with my own questions and sounds that can't be explained.
so i'm feeling torn between what may be and what may not be, i'll only start feel like two until i find this answer i could not yet find...
The Other Half Of Me
Amaya Tsukino -Chels-

Amaya Tsukino -Chels-

one of the best of friends and a great writer^_^

linkin park/ metallica/ korn/ Billy Talent/ green day/ weird Al/slip knot/ Panic!at the disco/ Children of Bodom/ the used/ AFI/the dead republic/ unjust/ plastic rythem/ skillet/ Avenged Sevenfold/ mindless self indulgence.
Gun slinger girl 1, 2&3/Spiderman 1&2/kung fu hustle/Resident evil apocholypes/Blade, Blade2&Blad
 e trinity/Gladiator/Shinobi/V for Vendetta.
Happiest When
listining to my music and playing some games and looking at the stars and watching some AMV"s and reading a book to escape reality.
surfing the web/gaming/updating my bebo/weight lifting/partial gambling/ music searching.

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  • Don't Fart in Bed(caution extremely funny)

    If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you.

    This is a story about a couple who had been hapily married for yeas.

    The only frictionin their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

    The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

    Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.

    He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.

    The years went by and he contunued to blast them out!

    Then one Thanksgiving as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard,liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

    She took the bowl and went upstairs where her jusband was sound asleep and gently pulled back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

    sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpetingwhich was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

    The wife could hardly control herself as she roled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes!

    After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

    About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.

    she bit her Lip as she asked him what is the matter.

    He said "Honey, you were right." "All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen. to you."

    "What do you mean?" asked his wife.

    "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and toda it finally happened.

    But by the grace of God, and some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."

    (Note: this was not easy for me to post.)

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  • Amaya Tsukino -Chels-
    Amaya Tsukino -Chels-

    OMG Farrell!! I haven't talked to you in like forever! How have you been? Bebo only ever spams me now... gets annoying. If you have a myspace, look me up :) NightRain :) (more commonly known as Chels)

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    Kendul W

    currupt, my power is currupt,with pain

  • Kendul W
    Kendul W

    the power is good in you

  • A JRotc Girl
    luv A JRotc Girl

    ok, here's the thing i've decided to just start to delete people off my list now you can still save yourself from that if you give me atleast one reason to keep you on my list,you can also give me more than one reason if you'd like^_^ and no you are not the only one being asked this question U sent that to me that for ever ago and i still cant think of one other then your an awsome person and i like you as my friend Sorry if thats not good enough for you

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  • Wolves Eclipse
    Wolves Eclipse

    The 4th Chapter Has Just Been Posted Enjoy

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    im sorry im trying my best but it not that easy. Kirei

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    not really ((ohhh lol ))

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    Kirei Nasou Ookami

    ((which pahge backrgound??)) not yet.

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  • Kirei Nasou Ookami
    Kirei Nasou Ookami

    good yourself

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    .... syr bene lon day what did i say

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    The Roleplay Palace

    help me get it going i added it

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    The Roleplay Palace

    it might wokr but it seem ot be setitng you up. if it's tweaked some then it would work.

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    you can alwyas amke sugestions to the mods.

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    Seanse u allowed me to be a fan of your story here's mine about Kirei please read and review i rleya need some help fele free to tyr the quiz and do the polls.

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    Thankyou for that, I shall add them when I can. That list was not my own. It was copy and pasted from google. x