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Luke

You look like a horse in a man costume!

8/18/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • man rules

    NTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD
    1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
    2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
    a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
    b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
    c. After wrecking your boss' car.
    d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
    e. When she is using her teeth.
    3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
    and eaten by his buddies.
    4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out
    of jail within 12 hours.
    5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
    limits forever unless you actually marry her.
    6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
    forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
    7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
    man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
    8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
    weakest.
    9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
    the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
    10: Too gross. Forget it. (ed.)
    11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
    sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and
    only when it's free.
    12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
    kick another guy in the nuts.
    13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
    14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
    15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
    16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
    until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
    much as the other sports watchers.
    17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
    remain sober enough to fight.
    18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
    pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
    19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
    about his choice of beer.
    20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
    except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
    21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
    weights:
    a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
    b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
    c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
    22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing
    (i.e . both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.) For all other
    situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
    23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
    than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang
    up if necessary.
    24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
    have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
    guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
    discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
    25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
    her to drive yours.
    26: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
    orange or sky blue.
    27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
    Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox.
    End of story.
    28: There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating or men's
    gymnastics. Ever.

    0 Comments 323 weeks

  • culchies

    CULCHIES
    G'wan the culchies...
    61 thing that culchies love



    1 A nice bit of ham.

    2 Buttered biscuits.

    3 Diggin Houles.

    4 Saying its too cold to snow

    5 Pretending to know about The Ra.

    6 Tayto Cheese & Onion

    7 Pretending they're in The Ra.

    8 A stretch in the evenings

    ! 9 Lucozade

    10 Accordians

    11 Pretending to like Holy Week.

    12 A dinner dance

    13 Gettin clattered in muck.

    14 Shania Twain.

    15 Hefers

    16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual

    17 Steel toe caps.

    18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.

    19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA

    20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.

    21 The smell of fresh dung.

    22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.

    23 Work Clothes

    24 A bottle of mineral.

    25 Fightin'.

    26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered

    27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.

    28 Being overweight.

    29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.

    30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.

    31 Drink driving.

    32 Red diesel

    33 The Fear of Change.

    34 A nice bit of Barnbrac

    35 Lying.

    36 Building walls.

    37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food

    38 Pretending to like mass

    39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.

    40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.

    41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.

    42 Mohammed Ali.

    43 Machinery.

    44 Strange uppy-downy walks.

    45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.

    46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.

    47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.

    48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.

    49 Soda farls.

    50 Sponge 'n Custirt

    51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.

    52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.

    53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.

    54 The Ra.

    55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.

    56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.

    57 Club Orange

    58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner

    59 The Foot & Mouth.

    60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.

    61 TK Red Lemonade

    2 Comments 346 weeks

  • womens personal adds- the truth

    (Womens personal ads)
    40-ish. . . 48.

    Adventurous... has had more partners than you ever will.

    Athletic... flat-chested.

    Average looking... ugly.

    Beautiful... pathological liar.

    Contagious smile... bring your penicillin.

    Educated... college dropout.

    Emotionally secure... medicated.

    Feminist... fat ball-buster.

    Free spirit. . . substance user.

    Friendship first. . . trying to live down a reputation as a slut.

    Fun... annoying.

    Gentle... comatose.

    Good listener... borderline autistic.

    New-age... all body hair, all the time.

    Old-fashioned ... lights out, missionary position only.

    Open-minded... desperate.

    Outgoing. . . loud.

    Passionate. . . loud.

    Poet... depressive schizophrenic.

    Redhead... shops in the Clairol section.

    Rubenesque... grossly fat.

    Romantic. . . looks better by candlelight.

    Voluptuous... very fat.

    Weight proportional to height... hugely fat.

    Wants soul mate... one step away from stalking.

    Widow... nagged first husband to death.

    Young at heart... toothless crone.

    0 Comments 347 weeks

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  • Lisa M

    Wel dude, wat is d craic? any sca 4 me? wat ya up to dis year?

    11/25/09 via Mobile
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    11/22/09
  • Lisa M

    hey, okay i can make that deal wit ya nxt time we go out no vodka jelly..... em but we def need a mad nite out.... em i'm not livin up either i'm repeating.... em cnt wait... so any other craic? wat bout women? i'm single nd starting to enjoy it.... xxoo:) :) :) :)

    10/3/09
  • luv Lisa M

    Hey mister, long time no tlk... how are ya? any craic 4 me? god its been ages... u back in dundalk? wat ya doin? u livin up here the craic we had last year mad wasnt it.... em i had to repeat 2nd year so i'm traveling up nd down i'm the joey of linda's house this year... all ave to meet up 4 a mad nite soon... xxoo

    9/18/09
  • Handzer

    Ah Fuk fair play 2ya's rock in d defence yea:) ah we wer bet 3-1 dey scored 2 n d las 5min we reali shuda got a draw outta it mate der a vry gud team..

    9/2/09 via Mobile
  • Handzer

    He wz bout 4 awhile den went on d missin list..sur no matter its a joke anyway..playin derry 2nyt u.s playin?

    9/2/09 via Mobile
  • Handzer

    We've sum team manager jus hasn a clu wer 2 put d players we wer missin mc guigan las nyt he wz a big loss..cheers 4 d winegums:) eh cant even remember d las time we trained..

    9/2/09 via Mobile
  • Handzer

    Ah dat was a shocker las nyt joke of a team nd makes 3 subs wen 4-0..

    9/2/09 via Mobile
  • Handzer

    Ah i wz bolloxed tho..yea tink so we'll ave a gud team anyway..u.s playin reserve dis wk?

    9/1/09 via Mobile
  • Handzer

    Ahrite yea it prob wz d easiest game he ever had i wz bolloxed :L

    8/31/09 via Mobile
  • Handzer

    Wats his name?he a blonde fella?yea we wer shit d odr nyt u goin 2 maro yea

    8/31/09 via Mobile