10 reasons to ride a motocross rider
1: They have strong fingers
2: They always know when to slow down and speed up
3: They have tremendous stamina and endurance
4: They always wear proper protection
5: They have the fastest "lap" times
6: They know how to work their tools
7: They Love getting dirty
8: The harder and faster they go the better.
9: They know how to work around tight areas with ease
10: They"re always practicing

Birthplace: Warni

Eye Color: dnt no

Hair Color: Brown

Height: around 165cm

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right

Your Heritage: Australian

The Shoes You Wore Today: kustoms

Your Weakness: broken arms

Your Fears: aids

Your Perfect Pizza: i like pizza

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuk u! u dirty emo

Thoughts First Waking Up: i hate life

Your Best Physical Feature: my finger nails always look good

Your Bedtime: 10.30

Your Most Missed Memory: playin in the sand pit with webby

Pepsi or Coke: Coke (AKA BOLDY)

MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds

Single or Group Dates: um wat?

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hmm

Chocolate or Vanilla: dnt mind

Cappuccino or Coffee:

Do you Smoke: cant say i hav

Do you Swear: do

Do you Sing: bit of tie me kangaroo down sport duznt hurt

Have you Been in Love: have been

Do you want to go to College: no

Do you want to get Married: yea

Do you belive in yourself: um not really

Do you get Motion Sickness: no

Do you think you are Attractive: no

Are you a Health Freak: not really

Do you get along with your Parents: kinda

Do you like Thunderstorms: yea

Do you play an Instrument: guitar (G CORD)

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea

In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO

In the past month have you gone on a Date: UM not sure

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: have

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not that i can remember

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: dnt think so

In the past month have you been on Stage: yea.. nah i lied i havnt

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No

Ever been Drunk: mite hav

Ever been Beaten up: nah

How do you want to Die: car crash

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: caterpillar tractor

What country would you most like to Visit: iraq so i can shoot muslums

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dnt mind

Favourite Hair Color: dnt care ne thing but red!

Short or Long Hair: either

Height: not 2 tall

Best Clothing Style: no clothes is good

Number of Drugs I have taken: none

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded