FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad or aunty and uncle.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... when we doing it again?!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never see you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!" ... but will always take care of you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the shit right out of them.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this and pretend it's not true.
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10 COMMANDMENTS

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3. Thou shall not steal from Spar. (Tesco has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) 5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.) 7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (Hooters pays more) 9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it") 10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave 'em in the middle 10 commandments)
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NorthSiders


To be a northsider u shud luv............................... .................................. ......




1 Aslan

2 Heroin (See 1)

3 Stealin'

4 Joy-ridin'

5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?

6 Keyin' Cars

7 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud

8 Compo

9 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal

10 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco,Corpo)

11 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss

12 John Player Blue

13 Burberry

14 Burglary

15 Fair City

16 Celtic shirts

17 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween

18 Sky Digital

19 Saying "I didn't bleedin' do tha'!"

20 Travelling in packs

21 Moochin'...damn rite!

22 Swearing at their babies

23 Getting their mot's preggers

24 Champion Sports

25 Christmas Lights you could see from space

26 Skippin' school

27 Skippin' bail

28 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus

29 Rollin an auld joint

30 Lacoste runners

31 Saying, "That's not my bleedin' job!"

32 Pushing prams while smoking

33 Earrings (for guys)

34 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)

35 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something

36 Baseball caps (90 degrees shwaaaaaaar)

37 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show (i fuckin love it)

38 Laughin at D4 heads...my fav hobbie

39 Shop-liftin'

40 Not payin' the bus fare

41 Curry Chips and a burger

42 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wan-ker'

43 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts

44 Doin a few lines

45 G

Men r lyk..blenders-we al want dem bu y?..floor tiles-lay dem ri d first tim n u cn walk al ovr em 4 lyf..photocopiers-gud 4 reproduction bu nt much else..marcasa-dey run at d first sight of emotion..coffee-d gud ones r rich,warm n keep u up al ni...

Guy nd girl wer drivin home from d movies, d any sensed dr was sum wrong cos of d painful silance dey shared between d ni, d girl den asked d boy 2 pull ovr cos she wntd 2 tlk.she told him da hr feelings ad changed nd da it was tim 2 move on.a silent tear slid dwn his cheek as e slowly reached 2 iz pocket nd passed hr a folded note, at da moment a drunk driver was speeding dwn da very same street, he swearved ri in 2 d drivers seat killin d boy, miraculously d girl survived remenberin d note, she pulled it ou nd read it."without your love, i would die"