VAIL AKA VAIL BLOW -MY NIGGA WE SO TIGHT WE EVEN CALL EACHOTHERS BROTHERS N SHIT U WAS ONE OF DA FIRST PEOPLE WHO I MET COMIN TO STEVENS AND U CAME HARD WIT DA JOKES AND NEVA LET NOBODY HE FUCKS WIT BE A PUSSY.

JEREMY BKA TRAPP AKA J-DUCE- JEREMY ME AND U BE DA MAIN ONES OUTTA DA CLICK TO FALL OFF AND SHIT BUT I GUESS DATS JUST CUZ WE THINK WE AINT GOTTA LISTEN TO SHIT DA OTHER ONE SAY BUT JUST LIKE VAIL U KEPT A NIGGA GOIN WEN DA SHIT GOT HARD U AINT NEVA LET ME BE NO LIL BITCH AROUND U NO MATTER WAT DA FUCK GOIN ON AND SHIT I KNO WE ARGUE LIKE A MAHFUCKA AND I MIGHT SAY I AINT HEARIN SHIT U GOTTA SAY BUT I BEEN LISTENIN SINCE DA STEVENS YEARS BRA U MY NIGGA BRA AND AINT SHIT GONE CHANGE WIT DAT.

MY NIGGA RASHAD AKA WESTSHAD-EVEN DOE I KNO U JUST PUSHIN FOE YO HOOD AND U REALLY IZ DOIN DIS GRIMEY SHIT IMMA STILL STICK UP FOE U MY DUDE WENEVA MAHFUCKAS TRY TO GET AT U AND IMMA ALWAYS HAVE YO BACK REAL TALK AND U MY NIGGA CUZ U KEEP SHIT REAL AND U FLY AS A MAHFUCKA KEEP DOIN U AND KEEP YO HEAD UP BRA

MY SIS HARRIETT AKA HB!!!- I MAY ACT LIKE I DON'T SUMTIMES AND I MIGHT GET ON YO NERVES AND SHIT ALL DA TIME BUT I LOVE U AND I AINT GONE LET SHIT HAPPEN TO U WHILE IM AROUND AND U MAY THINK IM JUST BEIN A ASSHOLE HALF DA TIME I BE FUCKIN WIT DEM NIGGAS U BE FUCKIN WIT BUT IM ONLY DOIN DAT TO MAKE SURE DUDE AINT JUST USING U AND IM TRYIN TO PROTECT U.

MY SIS BARBRA AKA BARBERSHOP-MAN WAT CAN I SAY WE MET THROUGH JEREMY AND IT WAS KINDA IRONIC HOW WE MET BUT I'M GLAD DID SINCE DA DAY YALL HOOKED ME UP WIT ARIEL AND DAT SHIT AINT WORK OUT I BEEN TALKIN TO U SUMTIMES U HELP ME THROUGH MY PROBLEMS SUMTIMES I HELP U THROUGH URS BUT ALL DA TIME WE GET THROUGH DEM LUV U SIS ALWAYS.

MY LOOSER KELLIE AKA KELL RICH-MAN I MET U THROUGH YO BROTHER BACK IN DA SIXTH IN OUR WEST MIDDLE DAYS ERRSINCE DEN WE BEEN CONVERSATING SUMTIMES I CALL JUST TO SAY WASSUP BUT ALL DA TIME U ANSWER AND EVEN DOE U A GEEK "O" U DA COOLEST GEEK IVE EVER MET I ONLY GOT ONE LOOSER AND DATS U.

LIL CUZ CAMERON AKA CAMO- DAMN LIL CUZ SINCE U BEEN BACK WE STRAIGHT BEEN CHILLIN LIKE A MAHFUCKA I REMEMBER WEN WE WAS LITTLE AND YALL MOVED I WAS SO MAD I CRIED AND I REMEMBER WEN U PUSHED ME IN DEM CACTUS BIG MAMA OLD SELF HAD PLANTED IN HER YARD WEN WE WAS PLAYING DAMN CUZ ERRSINCE U BEEN BACK SHIT JUST BEEN SEEMIN EASIER FOE ME CUZ I KNO I CAN JUST COME THRU AND FUCK WIT U TO GET MY MIND OFF SHIT I LOVE U CUZ REAL TALK U MY NIGGA.

3 DAY OLDER BIG CUZ BRANDIE- ALL I CAN SAY IZ I LOVE YO DRUNK GOOFY ASS EVEN DOE WE PLAY ALOT AND PROB. GET ON EACHOTHER NERVES I STILL LOVE U.

BIG CUZ MATT AKA MATTBACK- MAN I REMEMBER I USED TO ALWAYS WANNA BE LIKE U AND GET ALL DA HOES BACK WEN WE WAS LITTLE NOW I REALIZE DAT SHIT AINT EVEN WHERE IT'S AT AND U ALWAYS USED TO KEEP ALL OF US ON TRACK ALL DA TIME BY TELLIN US HAVIN ALL DA HOES AND DRINKING N SHIT WASENT EVEN WHERE IT'S AT THANXX BIG CUZ AND I AINT EVEN GOTTA SAY IT U ALREADY KNO.

SADE- MAN EVEN DOE I AINT SEEN U IN A NICE LIL MIN U WAS MY FIRST FORREAL FORREAL GURLFRIEND DON'T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT U JUST CUZ WE AINT TALKED IN A MIN U WAS MY FIRST REAL KISS TOO AND EVEN DOE IT AINT LOVE I STILL GOT MUCH LUV FOE U STILL.

JAVON AKA J-NUTS- LIL CUZ MY STRAIGHT RIDER MY LIL NIGGA A STRAIGHT BANG WIT ANYBODY NO HESITATION AND NO WORDS NO QUESTIONS U GREW UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF SCREW UPS BUT U MAKIN SHIT HAPPIN KEEP DAT SHIT UP LIL CUZ.

BUBBY AKA HENO- DAMN BRA I REMEMBER I FIRST MET U U WAS ON DT GEEKY SHIT FOE I SEEN ANYBODY ELSE ON IT AND I NEW RIGHT THEN U WAS A FLY NIGGA I WAS STUPID HAPPY WEN U ASKED ME TO BE A PREP BOI CUZ ALL U NIGGAS WAS OLDER DEN ME AND HALLA FLY SO I FELT LIKE I WAS A STRAIGHT FLY NIGGA DEN I ACTUALLY STARTED FUCKIN WIT U AND HITTIN UP DA MALL AND SHIT WIT U AND I FOUND OUT U HALLA COOL IT FUCKED ME UP WEN KEKE SENT ME DAT MESSAGE ABOUT U DIEIN BRA I AINT KNO WAT TO DO I MISS U BRA R.I.P. #1

********Pick the month u were born in***********
January: I ate pizza with
February: I hate
March: I fart when I see
April: I get horny when i see
May: I love
June: I made a porno with
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I kissed
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I masterbated 2 pictures of


********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: Quagmire
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Randon Chick
9: Derek Jeter
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: A bum
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Lesbian
21: A Pile of Dog Shit
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: AC/DC
24: Ludacris
25: A cop
26: Mi Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie

*********Pick the First Letter of Ur first Name**********
A: Because i got high
B: Because i like taco bell
C: Because im kool like that
D: Because no1 likes me
E: Because i want fast food
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because i hate Russians
H: Because i wanted to be his bitch
I: Because i am gay
J: Because i had too much vodka
K: Because i had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because im a ninja
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because im the koolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because i got drunk
T: Because im gangsta
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because im a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a last name that starts with an X
Y: Because im blonde
Z: Because i have a third nipple