Fill this out IN YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as, "My Autobiography" ... And use your own answers, not anyone else's.

1.Where did you take your profile pic?
In GHQ

2.What exactly are you wearing right now?
My black pj's

3.What is your current problem?
That I said something to someone when I was drunk but I cant remember exactly what I said...oops

4.What makes you happy most?
Eden and Paddy

5.What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Duffy - Warwick Avenue (I really love that song)

6.Any celeb you would marry?
Julian McMahon

7.Name someone with the same birthday as you?
I dont know anyone who has the same birthday as me!

8.Ever sang in front of a large audience
Karaoke

9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Nut

10.Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
When Eden's watching them but I really do hate them

11. Do you speak any languages?
When I'm drunk I pretend I can speak French cause I'm cool like that

12. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Yeah

3.Do you ever watch MTV?
MTV is my favourite, that and E!

14.What's something that really annoys you?
When I want to go out at the weekend but for some reason I cant. It puts me in a mood the whole weekend

Chapter 1:
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1.Middle name:
Wills

2.Nickname(s):
Sal-Sal, Saldo

3.Current location:
Niddrie baby

4.Eye color:
Greeny browny

Chapter 2:
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1.Do you live with your parent(s):
Yup

2.Do you get along with your parent(s):
Sometimes

3.Are your parents married/separated/divorced
My dad died

4.Do you have any Siblings?:
A sister and shes wonderful...sometimes

Chapter 3: Favorites
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1. Ice Cream:
I dont like ice cream

2. Season:
Summer

3.Shampoo/conditioner:
Charles Worthington, that silver shampoo or Sheer Blonde

Chapter 4: Do You..
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1.Dance in the shower?
Dont be silly, I would fall and harm myself

2.Do you write on your hand?
No

3.Call people back:
No, I'm really terrible for that

4.Believe in love:
I sure do

6. Any bad habits?
I'm a drunk

7. Any mental health issues:
Not so far


Chapter 5: Have You..
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1.Broken a bone:
Yup

2.Sprained stuff:
Nah

3.Had physical therapy:
No

4. Gotten stitches:
Yup

5.Taken painkillers:
Yes

6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling:
Nope

7.Been stung by a bee:
Yes, on the neck

8.Thrown up at the dentist:
Eugh, no!

9.Sworn in front of your parents:
Yes, I'm rude I know

10. Had detention:
Several times

11.Been called a hoe:
Probably

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
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1.Movie(s):
Sex and the City

2.Three people to text you:
Stacey, Nicola, Lisa

3.Person you called:
Nicola

4.Person you hugged:
Paddy

5.Person you tackled:
I dont tackle people...Well sober anyway

6. Person you talked to on IM?
Dont use it

7.Thing you touched:
The keyboard

8. Thing you ate?
Banana

9.Thing you drank:
Vodka and coke

10.Thing you said:
A vodka and coke

11.Person you kissed :
Some random

5 STAGES OF DRUNK

Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.

Impossible to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning