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Saul: Fuck the po-lice!
Ken: War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma!
Matheson: [Saul has smashed a coffee pot in Matheson's face, leaving huge scars] I look like the Hamburglar.
Saul: Don't fucking get on my case, all right? Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home.
Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, she must be proud of you for that.
Saul: She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits! You idiot, what the hell do you do?
Angie Anderson: Fuck you, Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
Dale Denton: Like two and a half.
Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count!
Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!
Saul: [after Red tosses an ashtray, frisbee style, at Dale's head] Holy cock!
Dale Denton: [to Red] Fuck you!
Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that African Kush I had--and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked--this would the shit that they birthed.
Dale Denton: [smells the marijuana] Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.
Saul: The monkey's out of the bottle now!
Dale Denton: What? That's not even...a figure of speech.
Saul: Pandora can't go back into the box--he only comes out.
Bobby: [to Ted and Dale] You, suck my balls. Two times!
Saul: Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
[he lights a joint and inhales]
Dale Denton: It's really that rare?
Saul: [exhales] It's, like, the rarest.
[he examines the joint]
Saul: It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.
Saul: Hey, look: it's like my thumb is my cock.
Dale Denton: That's not gonna get us a ride, man.
Saul: Aw, man.... Talk radio???
Dale Denton: Yes, talk radio.
Saul: So boring, man! The car just committed suicide.
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!
Saul: Holy cock!
Red: Thug life!
Saul: When my foot was in the hole--and my groin--man, I felt like a wishbone.
Red: [after falling asleep at breakfast] I feel like the nerd at the sleep-over that fell asleep at nine.
Dale Denton: It's okay. We won't put our dicks in your mouth.
Matheson: Wassup, sir?!
Saul: [telling Dale to smell Pineapple Express] It's like God's vagina!
Saul: Man, why'd we have to go to the woods?
Dale Denton: Well you didn't come up with any ideas!
Saul: Yeah, I came up with two! Nowhere and Quizno's.
Red: Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
Dale Denton: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
Dale Denton: Belongs to me.
Red: Then the dragon.
Robert: You assholes do exactly as I say, or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street!
Dale Denton: No! Don't fuck us anywhere!
Saul: I fuckin' love you, dog. I fuckin' love you.
Red: I wanna be inside you, homes.
Red: I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stone or beca
0 Comments 251 weeks
So we are all settled now, wev got a pretty sweet apartment that is just off the calle mayor(thats the main street), it has two stories, three bedrooms two bathrooms, a roof terrace for sunbathing and bbq's, tv, wer getting the internet and its above a kinda of irish bar..oh and we have no neighbours..all the other apartments around us are offices so we have nobody that will complain about the noise..PARTY!!!!!
we have gone on sum erasmus nights too, which have been ridiculously drunken experiences and just the most fun ever!!!the first was can can..free cocktails at the start of the night, and then the music kept goin til 6!we got talking to loads of erasmus students, and every1 is so nice!!!me orla and tom wer completely shitfaced..it was great!
then there was whelans on mon n tues night(but i was sick so i cudnt go) but whelans was every 2nd drink was free or sumtin like that??defo b there next week!
then wed was Cafe antigua..everyone was in great form and tom was workin behind the bar and supplying us with very generous vodkas!!another messy night..there isnt a dance floor there but the irish girls made one soon enuf. Lisa was speaking her one turkish phrase (ur hot !!)to the turks there even tho one clearly had a girlfriend and the other was a freak..n then wudnt leave her alone for the rest of the night.. n then when he did eventually get the hint about ten mins later she sed it to him again, and again he came over for about two hours!!u wud think she wud learn...but no!anyway we literally didnt leave til the bar staff where leaving.. n then they invited us to a party in their house!so of course we were like hell yea!so we went outside and then a very drunken sandra announced the party to all the pple on the street, and we were walkin to the house being followed by like 30 pple...im sure they luved that!!it was very funny!!
then last night was gabanna, we really liked that place..the music was class and arron the barman who we made friends with the week b4 was also very generous..so me thinks we are goin to have to befriend at least one barman in each of our pubs!!!
we takin it easy tonight and i think we headin to madrid 2mo night!!!so il keep ya posted!
0 Comments 303 weeks
(im so not arsed leaving loads of individual bebos or sending email so if i think of it il write sumting to this blog every now and again...so here goes!)
Well i finally made it here, it took a long long time with all the shit i packed( €106 in extra charges at the airport worth of shit,but luckily dad n rob asked nicely n got the man only to charge us €56...result) but anyway we did it n got here in the end!woop woop!
We are staying in cats hostel, its really cool place, it used to be an old palace of sum sort n so its stunning inside.n its got a bar and a nightclub in it.so not too shabby. We are in a six bed dorm tho and have made friends with a brazilien girl,priscilla n we met up with ciara n aine last night and went to Cheuca, which is the gay district in madrid!n got our dance on. It was an experience all the same as the first bar we went into was a lesbian bar n we only realsied after we had paid in, and as soon as we walked in it was full of real stereotypical butch lesbians, n we just wet ourselves laughing coz us four girls n rob stuck out like a sore thumb. but the drinks started flowing n soon we didnt giv a shit coz the music was deadly!then we moved onto ohm and danced til the wee hours,it was hardcore house music tho.
we also went out to , alcala de henares yday to check out the college n it is amazing its really old and jst breath taking...trinity hasnt a patch on it! so cant wait to start!
we are goin apartment hunting 2mo so hopefully il b settled soon enough!
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