Is there anything more to life then being really really ridiculously good looking?

What is this? A centre for ants?

What is this? A centre for ants?

The Drug olympics..they'd call it the craic olympics..athletes could take what ever drug they wanted... if someone wants to run the 100m in half a secound, fucking let them!! I want to see them slow down when they get to the bendy bit..

I'm Irish woohoo!!! What does it mean?! Aaaggghh!! It means I'm not fuckin' English that's what it means!

[on funerals] AHHH you've no da ahaha

On Liverpool v Arsenal - 'You've jumped over the fence there baby!' while talking to Liam brady on being biased towards Arsenal and not being impartial as an analyst.

Bill, would you let Steve Staunton drive the train to Cork without any training?

Well this is a piece of advice my father gave to me. This refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation: he said 'dont ever'...no, wait, it was 'always'...no, 'never' - oh, I forgot. Never mind. Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge; and the second one, thats the sound of a man humming. You never hear a woman humming. I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards. Now if you push me to it, I'd have to say my favourite colour is grey. No, blue. A soft blue with a hint of grey. No, orange. Yes, orange. I remember now. Now, I had an extension put on the house, and I put it on the extension, so the house is in a circle now, you see... We run the electricity off the gas and the gas off the electricity and save £10 a week