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- Me, Myself, and I
- im bout 6ft nd have blonde hair nd green eyes
i luv life nd every1 in it nd clifton fukin rocks
anyway leave a comment if u bovvered i dnt know y im doin this cos bebo nd evryfing like it is shit bt wateva!! ENJOY
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- comedy eg Happy Gilmore (great film) and of course Anchorman nd big daddy
- not great at them but rugby or tennis SURFING(QUALITY)
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- closet monsters and rhys's mum
- Happiest When
- eating and chilling
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- How well do you know Alex? 16 Taken
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser
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25 things to do in a lift!
1. When theres just you and and only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasnt you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you an electric shock, smile, then go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the butons for other people and push the wrong ones.
4. Call the pyscic hotline and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend, then after a while, let the doors close and say to nobody "Hi Greg, hows your day been?"
6. Drop a pen on the floor, wait until someone goes to pick it up then scream "Thats mine!"
7. Bring in a camera in and take pictures of everyone in the elavator.
8. Move your desk into the elavator and ask everyone who enters if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if theyd like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner and ask people if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend your a flight attendant and go through emergency producers and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask "did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionaly.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "Its okay, nobody panic, they open again!!"
15. Swat at flies that dont exist
16. Tell people you can see there aura.
17. Call out 'group hug' then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Open your breifcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "you got enough air in their?"
20. Stand silent and motionles in a corner, staring at the wall without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, and announce out in horrer, "YOUR one of them!!" and back away slowly, pointing at them.
22. Wear a puppet on one hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the walls of the elevator with a stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises whenever anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passanger for a while, then announce, "Im wearing new socks!"
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