11 Rules of Bebo

one.
If you're ugly,
stop pretending you don't know it.
Just because you put a caption under your picture saying
"im a model"
"hot stuff"
"gorgeous"
it doesn't make u pretty


two.
Ok people who have lyk 20,000 friends, be real
You obviously don't know them all and there is no way u talk to them.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't put pictures of yourself yp saying
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because you don't think it,
you want sympathy,
and you wouldn't of put them on in the first place
OK


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
Please don't post 20 pictures of yourself
just slightly moving your head.
No one wants to see your face from 20different
positions.
be creative!


seven.
No one cares i someone doesn't add you
as there friend
take the hint and move on
don't send them emails for about a week saying
"please accept me"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is the only answer

eight.
Little girls that have bebo
and look like sluts
and think they're hard
go away

nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
STOP BEING A RETARD, HAVE SOME SENSE
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!


This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!!it aint gonna happen"



Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
11 rules of BEBO.

thankyou
xxxx

Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u do sumthin to me u shudnt?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?