1. You hang out with?
The girlss

2. Last person that u texted?
Billiebob

3. Last person u were in a car with?
Mcd and her dad

4. Went to the movies with?
The girls

5. Went to the mall with?
The girls

6. Person you talked on the phone with?
Rhoda

7. You called?
Mum

8. You messaged on bebo?
erm, Shaun?

9. You commented?
Nadynee.

10. You spent yesterday with?
People from school...

11. You talked to?
Eilidh and Rachael pee

12. You miss?
CAAAMMPP.

WOULD YOU RATHER...
1. Eat or drink? Eat
2. Be serious or be funny? Funny
3. Drink whole milk or skim milk? Semi-skimmed
4. Die in a fire or get shot? Shot
5. Go to a club or go to the Beach? Club

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? moon
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or right? Right
4. Sunny or rainy? Sunny
5. Black/white or color? Colour
6. Where do you live? Obann,
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Cut
10. Do You Cook? Sometimes..
11. Current mood?

IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? Yeap
2. Been hugged by someone? Yeap
3. Held hands with someone? Yeap

: )

He only got ONE SCOOP OF ICE CREAM so he was soooo raging he went in a SCHOOLBOY TANTRUM and she felt SOO STUPID and then rhoda beaton didnt know WHO? i was talking about so i yelled "JOHN STORRRRR" but then she didnt quite hear me so i yelled "JOHN STORR" again...but then she still didnt understand so i showed her this picture and then she drove away in her GREEN CAR and then we didnt know WHERE she was going so we asked her brother but he wasnt sure either. Then she was totally just like so happy that it was bigger than last year and everyone was just PRAISING THE LORD and it was sooooo UNELASTICATED. but all was not well because she had COCONUT HAIR and she HATED HIM sooo much and then she got a PEANUT in her eye and wiped it everywhere. So we had to check out the higher history course and observe how the maps changed and we found some INTERESTING CHANGES. So we tried to find the answers on LONERZDOTCOM. but we couldnt find any. : ( So then we asked Eilidh matheson what was happening but she DIDNT KNOW... but what she did know was that a BUS THAT SAID EASDALE just drove away and she could see it all the way from KERRERA. So then we joined our SAME BRAINS and tested our unimaginably HIGH IQ and we found that we liked LITTLE CHUNKLETS far better...so we went to CHALLET 2 BAYBEE . Then there was this PIECE OF RIBBON that just FOLLWED US EVERYWHERE and we just didnt know where it was attatched! So eilidh wondered did it FEEEEL nice? and we said no, it felt like a WILDERBEAST ON CRACK. And then we asked rachaels wee sister what her monkey was called and she told us it was called boobs. Eventually she made friends with OBESE BOY but she just felt SO BAD about it and she'd never felt so bad about something in her life. So Rachael suggested (while sleeping on the floor) that she should just appreciate the LOVE OF A GOOD MAN. Though no one would tell me WHO'S AUDREY? but eventually KEITH told me. he said audrey isnt a real person, because everyone in the world is called KEITH. and he also told me that KEITH CAN BE YOUR SUPER NOSTRIL. but keith was not happy and told us we were disgusting.

My father:" Ohhh caitlin!, Billie! Look at the trout rising!!!"
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Caitlin:" i know billie...lets change all the words in the song to "rice"
Billie: "yeah!!.haha.....rice rice rice riiiiceee I AM A RICE"
Caitlin: ".....no"
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Rachael Mcd:"Wheres Billie when you need a bum wipe?"
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Briony:"I would eat my boyfriends bogie. if i was really in love with him. I'd also eat my childs bogie..coz if you think about it its basically yours anyway."
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Caitlin to Billie:"Spider dad....spider dad...does whatever a spider dad does...can he swing? from a web? no he cant, cause hes a dad."
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Crazy Mcgee:"Caitlin.....SIT DOWN!"
"yesterdays pants!"
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All:"pyooo..........BIC!"
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Billie and Caitlin:"Lisa is miss man...Lisa is miss man..."
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Lisa's worst fear-Pubic humiliation.
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The gaelic crew:"OoOoO IS TOIL LEAM!"
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Billies Piano face.
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Billies face in general
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The head banger at ardfern
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Leigh-anne:"It's because I care"
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Kirstens dying cat noise.
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Tent 2 crew + Anna + Martha:"HAGRIDHAGRIDHAGRID!!"
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Anna:"it looks like.....congealed jobby!!"
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Eilidh:"miss Rae? whats penitration?"
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Me in biology:"IT MIGHT BE AN ORGANIC FARM THOUGH."
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Marc :"hahaha harry potter and the chamber of secrets
Liam:"shutup...HALFBLOOD."
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Laura:"yeah sure knock yourself out"
Lisa&Laura in unison:"please...."
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me:"I am SO excited about dinner, I wonder what we're having"
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Mharc the vhardvarc vrom vhafrica.
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Eilidh: Shes so manly...
Mrs S:"YOU TWO! will you just stop talking about me!?"
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*sitting in majorce airport*
Random-"so girls, where abouts did you go?"
me-"we went to majorca"
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Ruth:" aw I hate wearin boots I look like a dick"
Rhoda:"yeah you've certainly got the dick sensation!"
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"RHODA IM ON A DIET."
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Caitlin and Rohan:"Damn all these beeaauuuttiifulll girrlllzzz, thats why it'll never work cause they mae me suicidal...sucidal!!"
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Daniel Hopkins:"mwahahahwhabsasbkb....cou
 ld you repeat the question please?"
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Miss Biddulph:"now this, this is THE most important fart.
Caitlin:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
 HAHHA"
Miss Biddulph:"shh! I mean...I mean part..."
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Ryan Caitlin & Jacquiline :"Lard & onionating!"
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James:"Paul, i'll open my legs reaaaalllyy wide and then we'll see what you can do!"
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Eilidh:"oooh the wee jobby came out!"
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William:"guys...I quite fancy buying a dildo for the crack....
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Niall: "right ama brb cos i need to wash ma hole then stick some bee juice in it"
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Lisa:"so craig..on the pull at this party then?"
Craig:"nah its not a pool party. Its like a