Boozehag is an NewZealand invented word, but a global concept.

A Boozehag is one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and generally makes a disgrace of themselves - in a good way.

Boozehag bagging doesn't involve just alcohol. It is a way of life. On a night out, a Boozehag should participate in at least 5 of the following:

- Pre drinks before going out is not an idea, it is a necessity.
- Drinking Smirnoff blacks because they have 1.9 standard drinks, or Coopers Sparkling, cause it is 5.9% alcohol.
- Taking at least 60 photos of yourself.
- Sustaining an unidentified party injury.
- Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE leaving the house.
- Crying/stacking it/booting/all three.
- Purposely not eating before you hit the bars, cause it'll slow down the drinking process. This is also affectionately referred to as "eating is cheating".
- Drinking more than 10 jagerbombs.
- Putting your bags on the floor and dancing around them so you have more movement.
- Taking a hip flask of vodka in your handbag or jacket.
- Being that person on their way home as people are jogging, and going to work/school.
- Doing the walk of shame, either home or out of the club, with shoes in hand.
- Eating in at least three of the major fast food outlets in the course of one evening.
- Starting up deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the toilet queue.
- Dancing on any available table, not discriminating against pool tables of course.
- Requesting so many songs that the music is like your own play list, and the DJ hates you.
- Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song.
- Having the bouncers, bar staff and DJ all know you at your local.
- Inventing new dance moves, such as the moose, the elephant.
- Clearing the dance floor and getting strange looks from everyone that’s not you.
- Writing things on yourself and everyone around you.
- Telling random people that they're hot. And more importantly, that you are.
- Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet.
- Sucking face with a random on the dance floor. And then another. And another. And, well, you get the picture...
- Starting drinking at 3pm.
- Continuing till the next afternoon.
- Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts or special undies underneath.
- Staying somewhere till you get kicked out, then catching a cab to somewhere else that’s 5mins down the road.
- Walking out of a club and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, and noticing that the person you've been suck facing is not as attractive as you thought.
- Choosing a corner to dance in so you can dance like mo fo’s in your own privacy.
- Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken to in a while. Or worse, family.
- Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end with you mocking and insulting them.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Find someone who calls you beautiful instead of hot; who calls you back when you hang up on them; who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the one who kisses your forehead; who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats; who holds your hand in front of their friends.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much they care about you and how lucky they are to have you. Wait for the one who turns to their friends and says, "..That’s them."