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Ruben Bravo
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Why Latinos can't be Terrorists
Why Latinos can't be Terrorists
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE.....
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.0 Comments 352 weeks
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True Stuff
A Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Hispanic man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"listen Pendejo....when i was born, i was brown, "
"When i grew up, i was brown, "
"When i'm sick, i'm brown, "
"When i go in the sun, i'm brown, "
"When I'm cold, i'm brown, "
"When i die, i'll be brown ."
But you pendejo...."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
"COME MIERDA, CULERO!!
"GRINGO PENDEJO MALPISADO!!!"
"Latinos came to America first, you bitch ass gringo!!"1 Comment 378 weeks
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LaTiNoS
LATINOS arent cute, we are sooooo ****** BANGIN!!!!!
LATINOS dont just kiss, we make out.
LATINOS dont relax, we chill.
LATINOS dont dance, perreamos.
LATINOS lips arent just hot, their the lips you wish you could kiss.
LATINOS dont do it, we do it Suavecito.
LATINOS are the people you could ALWAYS trust.
LATINOS are the best REGGAETON dancers
(reggaeton es nuestra herencia Latina)
LATINOS arent nice, we the cheit.
LATINOS arent just friends, we are fuck buddies.
LATINOS arent cool, we are a toda madres!
LATINOS are sexy!
LATINOS are... there isnt enough words that could explain how and who LATINOS are.
No nationality is more BANGIN then LATINOS!!!!!!!!
AND EVERYBODY LOVES US BECAUSE WE ARE UNIQUE IN THE BEST WAYS THAT THERE COULD BE!!!!!!
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Chicka .11/20/10lol....you need to add me on Facebook! Heres my profile http://goo.gl/0w2Qt
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9/6/08 via Mobile
Summer Krienke
omg Doi , OMG.....this hot crazy chick with huge tits is showing on msn messenger! message flirtyamanda84@live.com on msn before she gets off!
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7/19/08 via Mobile
Wilda Terry
hello Kiah This hot chick with huge tits is showing on cam! Hit up jane22white@live.com on msn messenger before she gets off. Shes crazy!
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W E N D Ytatiana7/15/08hellooo compadre!! how u been? its been longtym!? hope life has been treating u well! wat r u up2 estos dias? BIG LOVE, cuidate!! mami xOx
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3/30/08
NicOle.
hello.!! u've had that photo up since forever hahahah. but it's okay cos its a kool photo. so when we hanging out again so i can smash u at pool?
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3/22/08
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NicOle.3/7/08
hi ruby,! how's wollongong???
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3/4/08
Sandra C
hey ruby! how r u? lol yeh i finally put sum pix up lol u free on thursday day ? xx let me know
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NicOle.6/6/07
HEY RUBEN ARE U STILL ALIVE ?? I HOPE U ARE!!
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*Łát¡n -Ð¥na§tŸ*6/4/07Ruben Brother.. oye cuando me vas a visitar?? te estoy echando demeno
que va tu vida? estudiando todabia? tenemos que juntarnos todos un tiempo. choa loco. ciudate
guess wah !
Princess. 0 RepliesPRINCESS MWA WAS ERE !!
niwaiz bii take care xoxo !
s2 andrea <3
ruben!! guess what? ders gonna be a simpsons movie cumin out in 2007! lol yay! cant wait! just thought id let u know! take it easy buddy
Sandra C 0 Replies