U KNO R U BLACK WHEN???


1) you call in to work sick a day or two in advance.






2) you ask yo family and friends "are u gon eat that" at dinner.






3) you just let the house phone ring cuz u dont feel like geting up, but will run a mile to answer yo cell






4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.






6) u think you can fix any TV, or radio just by hitting it a few times real hard.






7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling






you still eat Fruit loops! cereal for breakfast





9) you was too busy to notice number 5.






10) you actually scrolled back up to check that it was no 5.






11) and now you laughing at your stupidity.






12) Now you thinking this thing is getting scary.






13) repost if you fell for it. you know you did.

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LIL' WAYNE LYRICS

"Fireman"

Uh huh, I'm back what cha, uh whatcha gon do now?

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out

[Verse 1]
Ain't nobody fuckin with me man, Heatman
Ski Mask spending next weeks cash, he fast
And I don't even need a G pass I'm pass that
I'm passing em out now and you can't have that
And my chain Toucan Sam
That tropical colors you can't match that
Gotta be abstract
You catch my gal legs open betta smash that
Don't be surprise if she ask where the cash at
I see she wearing them jeans that show her butt crack
My girls can't wear that why, that's where my stash at
I put my mack down that's where you lack at
She need her candlelit and I'ma wax that
I rekindle the flame
She remember the name
It's Weezy Baby January December the same
Mama gimme that brain
Mama gimme that good
Cause I'm the fireman
You hear the firetruck

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out

Fresh on campus it's the Birdman Jr
Money too long teachers put away ya rulers
Raw tune not a cartoon
No shirt, tattoos, and some war wounds
I'm hot but the car cool
She wet that's a carpool
Been in that water since a youngin you just shark food
Quick Draw McGraw I went to art school
Yeah the lights is bright but I got a short fuse
Don't snooze
Been handling the game so long my thumb bruise
Ya new girlfriend is old news
Yeen got enough green and she so blue yeah
Cash Money Records where dreams come true
Everything is easy baby leave it up to Weezy Baby
Put it in the pot let it steam let it brew
Now watch it melt don't burn ya self

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out

Ridin' by myself well really not really
So heavy in the trunk make the car pop-a-wheelie
Who? Weezy Baby or call me Young Baby
My money 360, you only 180
Half of the game too lazy
Still sleepin' on me but I'm bout to wake em
Yep! I'm bout to take em to New Orleans and bake em
Yeah it's hot down here take a walk with Satan yeah
Come on mama let The Carter make ya
Toss ya like a fruit salad strawberry-grape ya
They ball when they can and I'm ballin' by nature
Addicted to the game like Jordan and Payton
Yall in a race and me I'm at the finish line
They running for too long it's time to gimme mine
Straight down ya chimney in ya living room is I
Weezy allergic to wintertime... hot

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out

Young love, love love.
A teenage love.
Young love.
A teenage love.
Young love, young love, everything I need, I got my young love.
Young love.
A teenage love

Tell me what's the definition of love.
It seems like everybody thinks they done figured it out but everytime they fall up in it,
They fall out, in and out it again
Tell me how they gonna know about us, telling me and you that we ain't even been around long enough
We can prove 'em wrong, show 'em how it's done, I know that we can do it

Cause it's wild'n out (we got that)
Forgiving (we got that)
If it's talk'n bout how we feel'n (we got that)
If it's hanging out, keeping it real then (we got that)
Me and you know what the deal is

Since we ain't 21, they be trying to say it ain't love
Cause we can't hit the clubs, they be trying to say we too young
I ain't saying that we trying to be grown, I'm just saying that we old enough to know
We got that young love, young love
We lucky cause we got that young love

It's crazy how all our friends say, that we gone, they still tryna figure us out, babe
'Cause we always together, and we don't gotta front, we ain't pretend, girl
And you know a couple of them gone hate, talk behind your back, smile up in ya face

Girl we can prove 'em wrong show 'em how it's done and girl I know we can do it because

'cause if it's wild'n out (we got that)
Then forgiven
If it's talk'n bout how we feel'n (we got that)
Just hanging out, keeping it real then (we got that)
Me and you know what the deal is

Since we ain't 21, they be trying to say it ain't love
Cause we can't hit the clubs, they be trying to say we too young
I ain't saying that we trying to be grown, I'm just saying that we old enough to know
We got that young love, young love

We can hit a show,kick it on the block, everywhere we go, we know that we got that young love, young love, young love
Just talking on the phone, laying at the spot, no matter what we do, they know they can't stop that young love, young love, young love
(you're my young love baby)

Since we ain't 21, they be trying to say it ain't love
Cause we can't hit the clubs,they be trying to say we too young
I ain't saying that we trying to be grown, I'm just saying that we old enough to know
We got that young love, young love

Young love, young love everything I need I got my young love
Young love, young love everything I want I got in my young love
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